ass beard

The pubic hair of the anus region

I might plat my ass beard

by Grinning Lobster September 10, 2003

Ass theory

Ass theory dictates that any object that came from an unexplained location (between 138mm and 1002mm) came from an individuals anal cavity.

Bob asked " Where'd that squirrel come from?"
Tony says " Ass theory is the only explanation."

by nanananinagga August 24, 2009

Ass Flag

Another word for a dogs tail. Especially when a dog has his butt towards you and is waving his tail.

Hey, check it out, Harley is waving is ass flag.

by Windowlicker9000 March 6, 2010

Ghost Ass

When a male or female is very tan all over except the ass, the tan line is more extreme then the usual tan line, for the ass is glowing it is so white compared to the rest of the body.

I trounced this chick last night from behind and she had some serious ghost ass.

by JFreshaa December 27, 2009

vodka ass

when a girl consumes premium vodka or any other good hard liquor on a regular if not excessive basis and her ass gets big in the process it is called a vodka ass.

low-maintenance, low key party girls can develop a "beer belly" but high maintenance and harder party girls can obtain a "vodka ass"

a "vodka ass" is not as discouraged as a "beer belly" and is usually a good addition but there are exceptions.

vodka asses are more prominent in but are not limited to cities like New York, Miami, Los Angeles and Las Vegas.

prohibited in canada and puerto rico

I swear if I didnt know better I'd say the Kardashians own a vodka company because they haul vodka ass

if she goes out partying and does more shots of grey goose she is going to develop a vodka ass.

by Mik 99 August 28, 2010

ass wiper

same as ass wipe but someone who sucks on a much larger scale.

My ex-husband is a short little ass wiper!

by Holly J. August 21, 2006

smashing asses

To have sex. Another term for the act of intercourse.

What were they doing in there? Smashing asses.

by Stoned Ocalians April 6, 2008