ass eating 

When she put them cheeks on your face while you drive your tounge deep into her rectum fasting and sliding all over that shit

Art thou gonna eat tnt asseth aka ass eating

ass eating by Asseating6917 September 2, 2017

ass punch 

To firmly connect a closed fist with the rectal region of a person.

SAL: Hey Joe, Why You Walking Funny?
JOE: Ah, The Wife Ass-Punched Me Again!

ass punch by Joey Loggs July 23, 2003

ass dollar 

A form of currency. A payment of 1 ass dollar constitutes the debt collector taking 1 thrust in and out of the paying party's anus.

"Did you hear the ass dollar is up against the pound. Now would be a good time to pay your debts with the minimum of tearage."
"I have the money right here, please don't hurt me!"

ass dollar by KevinStuttgard February 6, 2007

Ass You

Derived from "Fuck You" also "You're An Asshole"

When some one says something insulting to you, you say "Ass You" instead of saying more then you have to.

Man 1: "Dude you are some kind of ugly."
Man 2: "Ass You, Okay?, Ass You"

Ass You by Cory Lavery October 24, 2008

Ass Frosting 

(1) When having anal sex, you pull out and cum on her butt.

(2) A very stupid person's behavior

(1) "Things were feeling so good, I gave her a little ass frosting"

(2) "Get off of me with your ass frosting!"

Ass Frosting by J.T. in KS January 13, 2009

ass gnome 

a gnome that resides inside of someones ass

there is an ass gnome

in my ass

ass gnome by Some Lazy-Ass Cracker May 26, 2009

ass patting 

The act of re-assuring someone everything will be ok and no need to panic.

Example 1:

Guy1: This project is so complex, we need a full review of the detail! This isn't going to work.
Guy2: What the hell is with that guy?
Guy3: Don't worry, he just needs some Ass Patting, I'll buy him lunch later.

Example 2:

Employee: How come you never make any time for me?
Boss: OK Sorry whatsup?
Employee: My office chair hurts my back, bla bla bla.
Boss (In thought): *Man i'm so sick of this guy needing so much ass patting. I can't wait till we downsize him.*
Boss: I'll take care of that, keep up the good work!

ass patting by nypaliguy January 21, 2010