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Scooter Spoofing
Scooter spoofing is a term coined by Charles Gorenflo Sr. in the 1940's to answer his children's questions about his and his wife's plans. When going ballroom dancing they say, going scooter spoofing. This required no explanation because the rules are as follows:
No children are allowed to go
No children are allowed to engage in scooter spoofing activities Children cannot question anybody that is going or has recently returned from scooter spoofing
Children are not allowed to speculate as to what scooter spoofing actually is
Children will find out what scooter spoofing is when they are old enough to participate
Charles Gorenflo Jr.'s wife, Dolores Malone Gorenflo, expanded the rules :
Children will be allowed to go scooter spoofing at the age of 13, accompanied by a known scooter spoofed
Age 13 and older scooter spoofers are not allowed to respond to any questions with any answers that do not follow the original rules Any answer scooter spoofing participants gives that do not follow the original rules will be denied and the person given a life long scooter spoofing ban
The descendants and close family friends of the Gorenflo's have kept this tradition alive and the term is known to have spread throughout the southern United States. It is now often used as a loose term to mean "going out and engaging in adult activities" but it's main purpose continues to be discouraging children from inquiring as to their parents evening plans.
No children are allowed to go
No children are allowed to engage in scooter spoofing activities Children cannot question anybody that is going or has recently returned from scooter spoofing
Children are not allowed to speculate as to what scooter spoofing actually is
Children will find out what scooter spoofing is when they are old enough to participate
Charles Gorenflo Jr.'s wife, Dolores Malone Gorenflo, expanded the rules :
Children will be allowed to go scooter spoofing at the age of 13, accompanied by a known scooter spoofed
Age 13 and older scooter spoofers are not allowed to respond to any questions with any answers that do not follow the original rules Any answer scooter spoofing participants gives that do not follow the original rules will be denied and the person given a life long scooter spoofing ban
The descendants and close family friends of the Gorenflo's have kept this tradition alive and the term is known to have spread throughout the southern United States. It is now often used as a loose term to mean "going out and engaging in adult activities" but it's main purpose continues to be discouraging children from inquiring as to their parents evening plans.
Where are ya going Daddy?
Me and your mom are going scooter spoofing
What's that?
Your too young to know, you'll find out when you are older
Me and your mom are going scooter spoofing
What's that?
Your too young to know, you'll find out when you are older
Scooter Spoofing by TrayC scoot spoofer January 12, 2020
Scootch ya Mootch
Nicer way to tell someone to move or get up from a spot.
To get someone to get their butts out of your way.
To get someone to get their butts out of your way.
Derulo: Ariana Grande told me to “Scootch Ya Mootch”
Jason: What does that mean?
Derulo: She basically told me to move out of her way!
Jason: What does that mean?
Derulo: She basically told me to move out of her way!
Scootch ya Mootch by lil_gyggles January 20, 2020
scootertucking
He is definitely scootertucking in this photo.
scootertucking by Kellyduh February 25, 2020