scootered 

Someone who won't ride snowmachines because he would rather do womanly activities.

Guy: Remember that sled trip that dude scootered on?
Girl: Yeah, He showed up at our scrap booking convention and all the girls were like WTF?

scootered by JohnnyTBP February 13, 2013

scootered 

to have ones balls placed on your chin

Hey Jim after the football game you want to come over and get scootered ??

scootered by CSTAR November 21, 2006

scootered 

to be passed by a scooter usually while riding a motorcycle.

We were cruising down the highway the other day and we saw this guy on a cruiser get scootered.

scootered by ScottyJRuns October 24, 2008

Scootered 

To get so drunk that you fall face first and pass out. The fall results in your pants falling down around your ankles exposing your bare ass to the world.

Larry: Man I got fucked up last night.

John: Nice! How fucked up you Get?
Larry: Man I got completely scootered and woke up on my front lawn with a bottle rocket in my ass.

Scootered by Betrayal Inc. June 6, 2018

SCOOTERED 

The act of eating or being given too much THC

I went out with Scott last night and he SCOOTERED me with that Rope.

Man what happen last night
Dude you got SCOOTERED!

SCOOTERED by Chickhead January 1, 2020

Scootered 

When you smoke a crack rock and get super high but it doesn't quite give you a ringer !

Holy I'm fucking scootered!

Scootered by Enlightened Aura April 5, 2024

Scootered 

When you smoke hard and don't get a ringer but get high as hell. The stage before a ringer

Hooollyy faack I'm scootered!!

Hey! You wanna go get fucking scootered ?!

Scootered by Enlightened Aura April 15, 2024