jackass of a person who has a serious problem to have the delusions of being famous tends to act like a total tony awsome and may be full of ones self
jazzy-pinks:im famous i was found on google hey ari
ari:what?
jazzy-pinks:im on google
ari:so am i
jazzy-pinks:u just mad cuz im so famous
(jazzy-pinks leaves)
ari:what a jazzy-pinks
ari:what?
jazzy-pinks:im on google
ari:so am i
jazzy-pinks:u just mad cuz im so famous
(jazzy-pinks leaves)
ari:what a jazzy-pinks
by a.tilo March 27, 2011
Get the jazzy-pinks mug.+ non alcoholic drink mixed from human sperm(jizz) and tonic
(usually used as a substitute for dopping for athletes)
+ non alcoholic shot mixed from any sperm + tonic, usually drunk like a tequilla shot by whores/sluts/cheap prostitues/expensive prostitutes/hoes/ and other kind of bitches
(sometimes executed in pure form: squirting sperm in the whore's face and at the same time pouring it with tonic)
(usually used as a substitute for dopping for athletes)
+ non alcoholic shot mixed from any sperm + tonic, usually drunk like a tequilla shot by whores/sluts/cheap prostitues/expensive prostitutes/hoes/ and other kind of bitches
(sometimes executed in pure form: squirting sperm in the whore's face and at the same time pouring it with tonic)
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A game that consists of sticking another person to anything they wish. If you stick someones head to anything then it is considered a cum shot and you lose the game.
by Mr. Poopypants12343 May 30, 2011
Get the Jizz Everything mug.One of the most controversial techniques in territorial marking.
The dominant male interlocks the prey's head between its legs and as the prey is struggling in the vice grip, the dominant male whoops out its penis and jerks off. The marker then jizzes on the victim's face.
The victim is then considered a bitch.
Use move with caution.
*can also be used off a wall run with the hunter lunging on the victims head
The dominant male interlocks the prey's head between its legs and as the prey is struggling in the vice grip, the dominant male whoops out its penis and jerks off. The marker then jizzes on the victim's face.
The victim is then considered a bitch.
Use move with caution.
*can also be used off a wall run with the hunter lunging on the victims head
Guy 1: man, you totally handled Hannah last night
Guy 2: I got her in a Jizz Lock.
Guy 1: LMFAO *gives 15 dollars
Guy 2: I got her in a Jizz Lock.
Guy 1: LMFAO *gives 15 dollars
by Wrestle Mania June 8, 2011
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Get the Jizz whiz mug.Jizz that hangs in an icicle form from someone's ceiling/face following a rather biblical unloading of man fat.
Can be turned into a sex game for the sporting among you.
Can be turned into a sex game for the sporting among you.
Example 1:
'Hey man nice room....Err, what's with the Jizz-cicles?'
'Oh that. I just found out I've got an extra month until my dissertation is due in'
'Nice'
Example 2:
'Hey man I've been eating syrup today. I bet I can get a 5cm Jizz-cicle hanging from her face tonight'
Example 3:
'Hey did you just see Rihanna leave that toilet with Chris Brown?'
'Yeah. Too bad those Jizz-cicles can't hide her fat lip. Ha ha ha'
(The first two examples were more than enough. I just wanted to cuss-out Rihanna)
'Hey man nice room....Err, what's with the Jizz-cicles?'
'Oh that. I just found out I've got an extra month until my dissertation is due in'
'Nice'
Example 2:
'Hey man I've been eating syrup today. I bet I can get a 5cm Jizz-cicle hanging from her face tonight'
Example 3:
'Hey did you just see Rihanna leave that toilet with Chris Brown?'
'Yeah. Too bad those Jizz-cicles can't hide her fat lip. Ha ha ha'
(The first two examples were more than enough. I just wanted to cuss-out Rihanna)
by my hairy man patch February 11, 2013
Get the Jizz-cicle mug.An unusual sensation given during lovemaking/making out. It can involve objects or special techniques.
Mmm, mmm! What's that jazzy sensation?
I sprayed a whole can of Pam up your butt.
My lady needed a jazzy sensation in bed, so I poured a can of Diet Coke right over the action.
The lovemaking in the tub was pretty good, but I turned on the jets for a jazzy sensation.
I sprayed a whole can of Pam up your butt.
My lady needed a jazzy sensation in bed, so I poured a can of Diet Coke right over the action.
The lovemaking in the tub was pretty good, but I turned on the jets for a jazzy sensation.
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