jizz&tonic

+ non alcoholic drink mixed from human sperm(jizz) and tonic
(usually used as a substitute for dopping for athletes)

+ non alcoholic shot mixed from any sperm + tonic, usually drunk like a tequilla shot by whores/sluts/cheap prostitues/expensive prostitutes/hoes/ and other kind of bitches

(sometimes executed in pure form: squirting sperm in the whore's face and at the same time pouring it with tonic)

dave: hoe, give me now $47 for this blowjob and i wont charge u for this jizz&tonic

jizz&tonic by youtube.com/youpussyclownprods May 11, 2011

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Jizz and tonic

2 parts jizz, 4 parts tonic. Pour jizz, tonic water, and lime juice over ice. Stir well with a long-necked spoon. Garnish with lime wedge, and serve immediately!

It was a stifling day, and Desiree was parched, so instead of giving her a hot load, I made her a refreshing jizz and tonic...she loved every last drop.

Jizz and tonic by Ju Tang Killa April 4, 2017

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jizz and tonic

the watered-down jizz shot that all girls love.

jizz and tonic

jizz and tonic by dai low 2 June 14, 2009

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jizztanic

The Titanic of loads. A hypothetical cum which is as large in proportion to the Titanic

Oh yeah, I want a jizztanic right on my face.

jizztanic by CreepyCasey18 December 16, 2008

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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