Jizz-cicle

Jizz that hangs in an icicle form from someone's ceiling/face following a rather biblical unloading of man fat.

Can be turned into a sex game for the sporting among you.

Example 1:
'Hey man nice room....Err, what's with the Jizz-cicles?'
'Oh that. I just found out I've got an extra month until my dissertation is due in'
'Nice'

Example 2:
'Hey man I've been eating syrup today. I bet I can get a 5cm Jizz-cicle hanging from her face tonight'

Example 3:
'Hey did you just see Rihanna leave that toilet with Chris Brown?'
'Yeah. Too bad those Jizz-cicles can't hide her fat lip. Ha ha ha'

(The first two examples were more than enough. I just wanted to cuss-out Rihanna)

by my hairy man patch February 11, 2013

Jizzcicle

When you ejaculate into a icecube tray, stick a popsicle stick in the middle, and put it in the freezer. Wait a few hours and pull it out of the icecube tray. You will have a grade A jizzcicle.

I am selling jizzcicles this summer for cash.

by darkstormed January 21, 2006

Jizzticle

the act of ejactulating all over ones balls

Hotgirl "hi bigboy"
Chet "fuck! ive just jizzticled myself"

by BIGDAVESUPERFUN January 22, 2009

Canadian Jizzsicle

When you jizz into a cup, and put a popsicle stick in it and freeze it. When frozen it is a delectable treat for the ladies.

Mark: "Hey baby want a Canadian Jizzsicle?"
My main bitch: "Yes I want to lick your frozen jizz."

by Burdank2 October 28, 2010

jiszcicle

disco stick, gyrating testicles, a penis that lights up

"I want to take a ride on your jiszcicle stick."

by HB! February 11, 2009

Jizzsicle

when you jizz in a popsicle tray and freeze it and then feed it to ur girl/ or hated enemy. (food colouring may be added to help)it is also when u jizz on somebody in the cold and it freezes like an icicle made of jizz.

"hey billy how u like'n that popsicle over there?"
"Oh its pretty good what kind is it?"
"its a Jizzsicle u douche bag!!!"
"ahhhhhhhh nooooo!!!"

by Brentos the fresh maker July 16, 2006

Jizzcicle

When it is so cold outside, that when you ejaculate, the semen freezes mid cumshot, forming a jizzcicle on the tip of your dick.

Dude! Last night it was so cold I swear to jizzus I almost got a jizzcicle!

by Anal Popo January 9, 2016