by Paris Barnes April 8, 2023
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Get the Quandalious Barnicle Jones Jr The 3rd mug.This person is a legend. A sigma. Whenever women see him they bow down to him hoping they could become one of his partners. This person is the most masculine man ever to exist. He is the straightest male ever never to become lgbtq+. All men respect him and all women want him. He is the man with the biggest cock n balls and a toned muscular light skin body. He has black curly hair a strong jawline with a constant stoic expression.
by FollowerOfJayden May 25, 2023
Get the Jayden Barnett mug.an amalgamation of the most generic dude you can think of, or just some dude who listens to really generic stuff. known to reside in San Leandro
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Get the Ollie Barnesas mug.He is a incredibly sad boy who is surrounded by those who hate his guts and tell him constantly however despite these obvious facts that he is ever doomed to the ever growing loneliness that is the tissues and lubricant on his desk as well as the loli tentacle hentai displayed constantly on 1 of his monitors while the other one is a cycle of oiled up big black men he continues to push on hoping that one day he will be able to break out of his constant misery that is his life. To summarise this series of unfortunate events which he does deserve he is and will always be Alone, unloved and unwanted.
i would feel bad for my friend Tom Branes life although he does deserve it as his name is Tom Barnes.
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