Ripping Grits

Smoking Cigs after ripping Big West Winners

CK: Hammered. Ripping grits. Lets go

by LFG May 10, 2018

Ripening

Speeding up the ripening progress of a fruit or vegetable through self pleasure

My mom: The cucumber should be good, I spent an hour last night ripening it.

by Twurzy July 7, 2018

Ripe

A word used to describe how someone is feeling when they are in a higher power

That guy over there is very ripe ;)

by Mr. Ripe August 21, 2018

Ripe

Ready and prepared, mentally and physically—independent of specific expectations.

Can also refer to life and death—there is no specific time for each. We must learn to embrace and accept both.

“Are you ripe?”

“Yeah, ripe as a peach!”

by Bitterfleur November 1, 2018

ripe

dope

ur mom is so ripe

by paulsripecelery November 25, 2018

Rapper's Delight only took one take.

Sugar Hill Gang only took one attempt to rap an entire 15 minute song called Rapper's Delight.

Dan: Hey Sam, Did you know the song Rapper's Delight only took one take, for one track?
Sam: ......One take. Only one take. Rapper's Delight only took one take.. one... just one.

by Pimpdaddy88 December 3, 2018

Ripie SnipeHole

A tactical method of penetration used to induce creamy bum butter from ones enemies. Those who perform this method must be wearing Camouflage, a Clown mask (or pirate eye patch whichever you can rummage quickly) and Nipple Tassels. This method must be done on porpoise.

"Sir shall we conduct tactical method Number 1 or Number 2" enquired Private Loose Nuts
"Number 2, Private! Always in the Number 2! 'Ripie SnipeHole' those Creamy Truffle Butter Bastards!" Ordered Captain Squeezer

by gnarlynSASone January 22, 2019