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fake take 

Pretending to enter and store someone's cell number into your mobile phone after they generously offer up their phone number and say "Take my number and give me a call sometime"

Jeff: "why did you take that loser's number and tell him you'll call him?"

Chris: "Don't worry dude, it was a "fake take"

fake take by Cheffrey Boaters July 12, 2007
"Not" or "don't." The insertion of "fake" in a sentence reverses the meaning of the sentence. Can be used like "not" as in Wayne's World.
I fake remember that.
Yeah, that's a good idea...fake.
fake by abitbiz.com May 12, 2004
bitc#es like you who have to look up this word.
YOU FAKE STUPID BITC#
fake by JARIELYS December 17, 2008

fake taxi 

fake taxi is when you search up pornhub.com on your computer or phone and you should type up fake taxi its people who only wanna fuck in a taxi.
hello darling is this a taxi. yes this hop in, hey i will give you a free ride if u fuck me. what type of taxi is this fake taxi
fake taxi by eatyamumsass December 11, 2018

fake hater

Someone who owns a car that is the same model and color as those used by police officers such as a Impala, Charger, or Crown Vic. A true fake hater also has either fake or functional antenna(s) and a dark tint job to complete the disguise. Fake Haters usually own cars such as this with the hopes of getting away with speeding and other vehicle related offenses.
Look at that fool speeding by....That poser ain't no cop, he a fake hater!
fake hater by Nick L Clark May 24, 2008

fake woke 

most of the time, girls named anna are considered “fake woke”.

it is to pretend to be woke usually for clout a very contagious and destructive mindset.
“I cannot believe she said she, a white person, is oppressed. she’s such a fake woke!”
fake woke by Seanixiplier July 31, 2019