Jealous Bitch Syndrome 

The condition most often occurring in ex-girlfriends in which the female becomes hostile towards their ex-partner and then continues to prove a nuisance. This frequently causes difficulty for the male partner in finding or connecting with a new mate.

Tom: Yeah, I was planning on going on a date with Melissa tonight. She's really great, but Katie still sits by me in Calculus and totally tried to cock block me.

Jimmy: Seems like she has a case of Jealous Bitch Syndrome.

Jealous Bitch Syndrome by Kevy Absolution March 4, 2009

Toxic Pussy Syndrome 

A guy that stays with a demanding, high maintaince/ low reward female, who walks all over him, ridicules him and removes his of all self esteem because she allows him to fuck her frequently. This often requires an intervention by family or friends in order to get him extracated from the relationship. May be abreviated TPS Symptoms : not talking with long time friends because she doesn't like them, telling him he needs to change( any habit that she finds she doesn't like), tearing him down verbally, to the point of depression, doing everything she wants and rarely does what he wants to do, needing to know where he is at all times, only lets him talk with with others that she deems ok and gives permission to talk, constantly is apologizing to her for some minor infraction, begs her to forgive him because she says that he is the root of all her dissatisfactions and problems in life, expects him to read her mind to meet all her needs and wants.

1-Did you see Myles? He looks terrible since shortly after he started seeing Emily and she started running his life. He has all the symptoms of Toxic Pussy Syndrome. 2-Hey, all the guys are taking Myles out to party tonight to help him recover from his TPS.

3- I can't believe that I got infected with Toxic Pussy Syndrome again. I thought I was immune to it after getting last t year from Emily .

Toxic Pussy Syndrome by swamp stud- go gators October 26, 2009

jealous boyfriend syndrome 

whenn you have a boyfriend who is so damn jealous you aren't allowed to hug any other guys, talk to any other guys, look at any other guys, or even THINK about any other guys.

" I said hi to Brad today, and Tom totally flipped out. He's got a serious case of Jealous Boyfriend Syndrome.

jealous boyfriend syndrome by t3am0x33 April 24, 2005

College Girl Syndrome 

College Girl Syndrome is the event in which your significant other through high school eventually goes to college and becomes a whore. This usually encompasses most women due to the low morals of todays society. In most cases it begins when you and the love of your life go to different schools, and then you find out she's being gang banged by the local rugby team or some shit. I feel as though the sudden influx of dick as the leading cause. It has had a proven success rate of around 85% thus far.

John decided to go to Michigan. Mary decided to go to Michigan state. One night at a party, Mary got college girl syndrome and worried about not getting enough penis. She eventually broke up with john to become common street trash

College Girl Syndrome by T-bagnus April 4, 2009

Tatu Syndrome

Background: named for the band "Tatu" who's gimmick was that they were supposed lesbians but later this was found to be false.

Definition: A growing trend towards publically flaunted lesbianism(or the pretense thereof), seems to be particularly popular amoungst goths, raver/nightclub culture, creative arts studants & theatre media studants

"all these girls you see at the pubs holding hands & kissing eachother in front of large groups of people, it's like they have Tatu Syndrome"

Tatu Syndrome by Psuedonym January 5, 2005

male insanity syndrome

The belief that there is a more compatible or desirable woman than one's present girlfriend. The ensuing uncertainty often leads to the eventual demise of the relationship. Taken from the movie, The Tao of Steve.

Male insanity syndrome?

"Ya know, that is just you're with a woman and no matter how cool she is, you're always thinking, 'Maybe I could do a little better or I could trade up somehow."

male insanity syndrome by jay kizzel March 4, 2006

Obama Derangement Syndrome 

The acute onset of paranoia in otherwise normal people in reaction to the policies, the statements -- nay -- the very existence of Barack Obama.

Obama's positions better reflect the change and new direction that the American people have been calling for, but those with Obama Derangement Syndrome would rather stick with failure than even consider voting for him.

Obama Derangement Syndrome by ptulsa May 16, 2008