Monkey Strike 

Monkey Strike > *

Monkey Strike by HarryPothead!"$£%$ April 3, 2003

monkey business 

Alright folks. Givin' somebody monkey business, is when you're having sex them with using an unpeeled bannana, and then proceed to poo in your hand and fling it at the person's face.

Dude your mom was being a whore last night after i suprised her with some monkey business.

monkey business by Zack Connolly July 27, 2005

Monkey Lick 

The monkey lick originated in the boys locker room of Southern Lehigh High School.
A monkey lick is when a male rubs his genitals on another males fore head. Then he gently secrets semen onto the males forehead. Then he licks it all off.

Nick gave Fernando a monkey lick.

Monkey Lick by david shapiro April 26, 2004

monkey toes 

Literally: Toes of monkeys.
Really: What sucks when an event/thing/person is bad.

Dude, that concert sucked major monkey toes!
I will never go out with him again. That date sucked monkey toes!
This hair-do sucks monkey toes!
That movie that I saw yesterday sucked major monkey toes dipped in carrot juice for thirty-two and a half days exactly (no more, no less) while being danced upon by dingoes in Australia.

monkey toes by SneakySocks April 7, 2004

Monkey Brain 

You nigga

Jennifer has monkey brain

Monkey Brain by nikk1919 December 11, 2019

Monkey Slap 

Slapping a person in the face with a come soaked hand. Great for S&M situations, humilitation, etc.

Not great for "trying new things" with your squeemish partner.

After calling him a bad boy and insulting him for his less than manly attributes, the mistress gave the slave a pity hand job and quickly finished with a nice monkey slap to keep that self esteem in check.

Monkey Slap by sickpuppy37 December 20, 2010

Monkey Stomp 

To act like a small child, yelling, crying, flailing of arms and legs, and grunting like a stupid chimp.

When Mike's wife told him that she got more satisfaction from their small poodle he began doing the monkey stomp.

Monkey Stomp by Dan October 22, 2003