Insta-twat

The person in the office who only talks about her cats Instagram page and is generally very distracting. She will also post on Instagram as her cats

Stop being an insta-twat I need to get some work done.

by 3001spike October 1, 2018

Twat-nozzle

Respectful female or female in respectful position/class.

Good morning twat-nozzle,the coffee sure is tasty today.

by Weekend warrior's I.H.O.H. LLC February 15, 2023

twat

Any device used to send tweets on twitter

Mark: hey dude I noticed uve been sending quite a lot of tweets from your phone.

Style: indeed. It os now my designated twat

by fatsalad3.0 August 12, 2009

Twat socket

A PopSocket for twats.

A clandestine remote controlled vibrator

That Twat Socket on her phone resembles her personality, a twat.

If that lady wasn’t using her twat socket,

by TheMasterJack October 10, 2025

Twat pop

When you slap a twat

My girlfriend was talking back so I "twat popped" her bro.

by Superman0412 February 23, 2015

twat peddler

1. some who sells women for sex in order to obtain income or other personal favors
a.k.a. a pimp

"See that man with the big hat with a feather and baby powder, he's a twat peddler."

by Crazy Fil October 18, 2008

Twat

A twat is someone who is annoying and just not liked and can go fuck the self’s bc there just big twat

Rosy Alex is a right twat and that ginger cunt can go fuck her self

by Kidboigay111 November 23, 2020