toliet suprise

When you are taking a crap and you pee a little and your stream of pee goes between that small gap in between the toliet seat and toliet bowl.

Dude I just had a toliet suprise in your bathroom.

by somekidnamedjake February 24, 2009

trojan suprise

when you're at a formal event and you pop a boner

dude i got a trojan suprise at my dad's funeral

by Zmoney December 11, 2005

surprisearrhea

A sudden and uncontrollable outburst of diarrhea, usually occurring in extremely inconvenient places.

Guy 1 on plane: Oh, hello.
Guy 2 on plane: Oh my God surprisearrhea!!

by cartman2790 June 22, 2011

surprize sex

a fail way of spelling surprise sex.

surprize sex:
A jolly spin to date rape.
"It's not rape, it's surprize sex!" explained Chase.

by notsuck1 September 12, 2009

chocolate suprise

While you are fingering a girl with you're index finger and big finger, you quickly spit/salivate on her but hole and casually slip your pinky finger in.

Steve was getting it on with his girlfriend and he gave her the chocolate suprise.

by Mike Reilly March 18, 2005

Oreo Mint Suprise

A sexual manuver for revenge. It works best while the person being penitrated is blind-folded and being done from behind. While you are pounding away at them get a handful of icy-hot or visk vapor rub, then pull out, slather you cock with it and then shove it in one hard push into their ass.

I gave her an Oreo Mint Suprise last night, thats what she gets for raking me.

by 51|\| August 9, 2006

goldfish suprise

when you fuck a girl in the ass so much you can fit a goldfish in there, then you fill her up with water and do it.

guy 1: dude i totally love giving goldfish suprises
guy 2: i love getting them
guy 1: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?

by jon and kate and whore May 22, 2009