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sloppy joes

When you have sexual intercourse with a women right after she just got done having sex with another man.

You get the "Sloppy Joes"
Name is derived from the fact that it is quite sloppy when you get the seconds of a women who just got banged!

May also refer to "Sloppy Joes" if the girl is on her period, or she previously got banged so hard her Vag started to bleed.
EP: Hey man, did JP hook up with that one sexy blondy last night?

Lilou: Yes, but guess what! I saw her walk out of a room with another guy before she went and met up with JP!

EP: Damn playa, nigga got the Sloppy Joes!
by Pham Phamily March 30, 2008
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jonesing

comes from neighborhood crack addict/favorite local "Mr. Jones" of Madison, Wisconsin who would wander State Street looking to score.
You wanna go downtown? You look like you're jonesing real bad.
by ElScorcho August 4, 2007
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Jonesgo

(unit of time)
The time it takes a Welsh Brummie to get a really obscure sexual innuendo or joke.

Usually equates to several minutes.
Bloody hell mate, that took you an absolute jonesgo to get that one!!
by Homer Jay January 30, 2004
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Janessa

Jake and Vanessa's love
I wish I could be just like Janessa :)
by 420whatchasmokin66669 December 29, 2017
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Jonesing

The act of submitting a change to a Git repository by making significantly more commits than necessary because you want to get more green on your GitHub profile
"I better update all my projects' license files since it's 2017 and I'm jonesing for that green!"
"Dude, half of your commits for this PR are fixing formatting. There's keeping your code clean, and then there is blatantly jonesing!"
by Lola the Micropanda May 1, 2017
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jonesin his junk

"Jonesin": To crave, desire or to be in a major need of something
"His": the person to which you are referring
"Junk ": refers to the "junk" in the front of a mans pants.(genitals, crotch, penis and testicles)
Natalie was totally jonesin his junk last night.
by Ray "big poppa" June 4, 2009
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Joesph

A sexy half Hispanic male that lives in deer park. He's pull Jesus and has 1,000 Eskimo brothes that he loves dearly. His best friend is Haley Brewtser and she wants him but he doesn't want her.
Joesph is pull Jesus
by TheGodofGodsofGods April 16, 2014
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