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crankler

A adjective to use in Scrabble. Irrational, especially as manifested in a cute and playful way.
Lindsay Jay is such a crankler.
by LindsayJay'sBF December 10, 2017
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Crankstar

Did you see that 'Crankstar at the trap ? He had the best dope.
by Gangsta wayz November 28, 2017
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Crank

A guy who cries while he watches his wife gets fucked.
Ye tom is such a crank,he can't stand up for his lady.
by Pdot December 5, 2017
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craniumcell

The alpha cel of the human meatball brain also named as stem cell,
if someone has no cranium cell he is dumb or mentally handicapted.
you have enough craniumcell in ya hed to think.
by malmaarmals December 15, 2017
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cranberry loaf

A pale-ish golden piece of shit the size of a Entenmann's All Butter Loaf with cranberry like shaped leftovers...
Yo, Dan just left a cranberry loaf in the guest bathroom...
by Joker078 December 20, 2017
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cranberry

The word cranberry refers to a person who has a pencil in his/her hand and feels the need to eat it.

This is often, and almost always results in a satisfied tummy.

The feeling began when a boy named Harry Butts, 4th grader, starring in the famous TV show, The Butts' Show, was writing an essay in his history class, and then suddenly his pencil breaks. He finds that the sound of the breaking of lead makes his stomach hungry. He wasn't hungry, of course, but his stomach has no race-not Italian, Mexican, or Greek-and finally decided that it was time to start a race of it's own. The stomach took over Butts' brain, and began to thrust it down his throat. He managed to fit it down is unrealistically wide throat, and when it reached his belly, the pencil dissolved in the acid of his stomach, and Butts got in trouble for the urgent need. He got an F on his essay, and he went to ISS, OSS, and got a counselor, and in each he ate every pencil in sight. That is how it all began.
"That guy is a REAL cranberry! No wonder why he never has a pencil!"
by Doom_Space December 25, 2017
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