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Caddyshacking 

The act of picking your nose and/or not choosing to eat it, while others have witnessed you actually do it & are secretly betting money on whether or not you actually are going to eat the booger you just freshly picked or do the right thing and just wipe it on your pants or blow your nose...
Oh my fucking God Jesse, LOOK, Bettyann's Caddyshacking AGAIN! She just picked her nose and she even didn't notice us watch her do it. I'll make you a bet, if she eats the booger or not & remember just yesterday we just were laughing at that particular scene in the movie Caddyshack: "Say, $50 bucks- the Smails' kid picks his nose. $50 bucks more, says he eats it!..."
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The real name for Brazil. Commonly used by the highest intellectuals.
"Man, I want to go to Candad!"
Candad by efesf June 15, 2019
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whos candice? 

A joke that dumbass's fall for
Myra:Whos candice?
Joe: i dont know, whos is she??
Myra: Candice dick fit in yo mouf BBBBIIIIITTTCCCCHHHH
whos candice? by bzk_001 June 7, 2021

The Candace Owens effect 

A member of a marginalized community saying that the community isn't marginalized and/or deserve to be marginalized for personal gain
Person 1: Queers aren't oppressed, I have a gay friend who said they weren't
Person 2: that's just The Candace Owens effect
Candad is a country located in 14 Middle East America. This country is a UN member but the UN says it says it's not.
It is also located in the region of Brazil and exclave of Costa Rica. Candad largest city is Skeppy. It has the largest area and is populated with 720k people. The president of the country is called Zak. That largest city is also the capital. The landmark is the statue of 14.
Hey guys, I went to Candad for vacation!
Candad by Junglebeek June 24, 2019
Candad is a country in south america located near Brazil.
Fun facts: DuckDuckGo was founded in Candad
I met a ping spoofer in Candad and we ate cheesy fries

candaulist 

Candaulism is a sexual practice or fantasy in which a man exposes his female partner, or images of her, to other people for their voyeuristic pleasure.

The term may also be applied to the practice of undressing or otherwise exposing a female partner to others, or urging or forcing her to engage in sexual relations with a third person, such as during a swinging activity. Similarly, the term may also be applied to the posting of personal images of a female partner on the internet or urging or forcing her to wear clothing which reveals her physical attractiveness to others, such as by wearing very brief clothing, such as a microskirt, tight-fitting or see-through clothing or a low-cut top.
Jim likes to share pix of his wife online, he's a candaulist
candaulist by Azita86 June 29, 2017