Meckma's definitions

The Candace Owens effect

A member of a marginalized community saying that the community isn't marginalized and/or deserve to be marginalized for personal gain

Person 1: Queers aren't oppressed, I have a gay friend who said they weren't
Person 2: that's just The Candace Owens effect

by Meckma October 6, 2021

Schrodinger's crush

texting/emailing your crush saying I love you. If your crush likes you back, great you have a relationship, if she has a negative reaction, then just make about editing it to make it look like she said yes for internet points.

I fucken tanked a Schrodinger's crush

by Meckma April 20, 2020

2020

2020, a synonym for hell

me in 2020 was like, a ̮͙̼͍̠͙̱̘̘̤̳̞͈̀͒͋̈́̍̇̿͊́̄̽̒͗̒́̊̓͂͘̕͝ĝ̵̨̨̨̛̮̰̱͎̤̙͈̜̘̺͓̻̞̦̮͎͕͕͎͕̱̝̘̻̗͉̝̺̃̂̉̒͆̊̾͌̊͗̊͊͒̿̀͒̎̑̽̑̎̇̀͐̔̈̿͆̉̐̏̊͘͝͠͠ͅh̶̡̧̨̛̛͇̜̩͈͍̙̥̟̫̖̝̪̜̮̠͎̼̣̬̱̟̲͈̳͉͔͚̮͉̱̹̫̠͚̦̯̭̗̪̘͈̬̝̩̘̜̜͕̤̾̐̆̇̇͐̽͊͋̂͊̊̂̄͘͠a̶̢̨̡̡̧̡̨̺͍̖̙͚̮̞̝͉̝̤̻͕̰̹̮̻̜͎̰͎͈̥̜̟̗͇̳̯̩̮̩̻͓̦̻̗̹̫̟̬͕̯͛̂̍̅̃̇̋̀́͊͑̂̑̀͐̑̈́͂̌͆͊̃̅̂͑̎̊͋͌̒̍̿̂̓͂̾͌̄͒͊͊̿̿́̃͋͘̚̕̚̚͘͘͜͜͝͠͝͠͝͝ͅͅa ̨̛͕̯͈̥͙͓̣͎̎̿͛͗͒̐͂̋́̀̓̄̓̌̏̈̍̐̎̽̈̓̈́̀͌̒̈́̄͂̈́̎̄̌͗̈́̓͆̓̽͑̈́̄̆̚̕̚̕̚͘͝͝͠͝͝͝g ̨̢̨̧̡̤͎̫͓͕͍̜͚͈͈̝͓̜̻͕̙̟̘̘̦̤͚̜̞͉͓̠̰̗̣̺̲̯̘̥̖̙͇̖̗͔̙͖̹̱̹͔̠̱̓̿̇͗̍͗͆̀̉̌̓͐̆̽͆̍̈̾͘̕͝ą̵̡̨̨̡̛͇͔͎͕̳̬͓̥͚͚̣͍͎̥̪̟̬̣̱͔͈͇͇͍͍̰̹̇͌͗̏͋̋͊͑̊̍̔̎͂̄̅̿͂͌́̑̐͂̊͑̆͂̍̓̔̒͌̎̑͑̍̄̏̈̈́̒̌̓̓͒́̀̋̀̆͛́͂̿̾̿̕͘͜͠ḩ̵̧̡̧̛̹͙̙̱̱̟͈̩͔̦͇̦̯͔̣̠̝͈̖̤̳̙̭̘̤̝͔̝̟̗̲̮͙͈̳̣̼̳͎̟̦̪̳̦͖̬͓̼̩͇̞̖͉̖̻̀̍͌̓͋͛̈́̒͌̊̿̊̈̅͂͊͗̀̈́̽̈́̑͂̈́̈́̉̅̿̓̈́͌̓̏͑̓́̌̈́͆͋͂͑͑̌̿́̈́͆̆͛̍̀̈́̅̕̚̚͝ͅa ̡̛̛̭̞͇͈̞̹̱͓͇̥͖̹̮̟̜͛͌͌̉̊͐̄̎͆̌̊̏̊̑̋̉͐̓̍̿̓̐̉̽̅̆̇̆́̿̔̉̾̃̃͊̊̔̊̔̌͂͗̀͑͒̂͊͘͘͝͝g ̡̧̧̨̢̧̧̖̳͙̲̰͉̜̪̠̣̮̮̘̲̤̗̗͕̯͓̝̖̪̰̙͔̖̪̼̰̜̙͙̖̩̱̟̱̭̼͎͙̣̼͌̽̂͜͠à̵̱̻̮͓̹̫͙̰̰̤̠̓̈́̾̎̄a̵̧̛̘̥̰͎̤̘̥̰̳̳̭͔̜̪͖͈͉͔͈͔̘̭̦̣͉̾̋̈́́͂̉̍̾̑̇̿͊͐͂̉̎̅̒̀͆̀͘͝͝ͅh̵̢̨̡̙̼̱͈̭̥͈͚͖͓̹͓̞̥̰͈̤͇̙͉͇̠͖͙̠͕̠̫̤̗̞̺̼͐̄̀̍̇͋͗̓̃̀̚͜ͅa̵̧̛̛̝̖͎̩͔̹͖̘̩̝̤̭̻̟͓̭̣͆͌̇͆͌̑̾̐͐͐͛̀̿̅́́̀̈́̓͛̀̐̊͊̈́͗͊̑̈́̅̈̽̌̏̈́̉̒͑̇̔̓͆̋̍͒̽̾̀̐̒̾̃͐̕̚̕͜͝͝͝͝

by Meckma June 28, 2020