ball pit warrior

An individual who has earned the contempt of others for having refused to go outside and interact with human beings and developing basic social skills, that surround themselves with other like minded socially stunted people.

One gets the occasional ball pit warrior on twitter who is unable to grasp reality

by CptAwesomesauce May 23, 2018

Antisocial justice warrior

A person who uses the fight against social justice warriors as an excuse to be rude, condescending, and sometimes violent for the purpose of relieving their frustrations or validating their sense of unwarranted moral superiority. The behaviors of antisocialocial justice warriors usually have no impact on the civil rights movement since it is their arguments social justice warriors decided to fight and ASJW only strenghen SJWs believe of being needed.

Behaving like an antisocial justice warrior is as stupid as to behave like an social justice warrior

by 69Butthurt69 November 2, 2018

Pulling a Warren

To lie or mislead about your Race or Heritage in order to get preferential treatment or to receive financial or other gain in the workplace.

Man, James was really Pulling a Warren we he told the College Admissions board that he was African American so he could get the Diversity Points.

by Phredex May 18, 2019

Mag Moss Warranty Act

A congressional decision that requires manufacturers to clearly/cleanly display in writing what their warranty covers, not obscure such text by allowing moss to grow over it.

Legal-eagle Steve Lehto mentions the Mag Moss Warranty Act on his YouTube channel, but he neglected to describe how the manufacturers actually prevent said green sphagnum from forming on said warranties.

by QuacksO December 29, 2019

Seven second warrior

A term used to describe a guy who doesn't last long in bed

Girl A: So I slept with Joe last night
Girl B: OMG how was he?
Girl A: He be a seven second warrior

by Hentacle January 9, 2020

Limp Dick Warrior

Limp Dick Warrior has 3 meanings

1. Somebody who is a complete pussy and this stops them from having any fun and enjoying themselves

2. A person who is incredibly annoying and acts like a dick constantly

3. A proud virgin

“Nah Mason won’t come out tonight he’s being a limp dick warrior”

“I can’t stand jack at all he’s such a limp dick warrior

“Oh no Tommos still a virgin he’s a limp dick warrior”

by Jakey (Tonic The Seshhog) May 30, 2020

Social Distance Warrior

Someone who takes it upon themselves to walk around and tell people off if they're too close

I had this social distance warrior have a go at us because we were too close together

by SmegheadRimmer July 15, 2020