Definitions by CptAwesomesauce

ball pit warrior 

An individual who has earned the contempt of others for having refused to go outside and interact with human beings and developing basic social skills, that surround themselves with other like minded socially stunted people.

One gets the occasional ball pit warrior on twitter who is unable to grasp reality

ball pit warrior by CptAwesomesauce May 23, 2018

Hyperbowling

When someone engages in so much hyperbole, it becomes a sport

Sargon of Akkad likes hyperbowling against progressive ideas.

Hyperbowling by CptAwesomesauce December 20, 2017

manpimple 

When someone is so grotesque that they look like a pimple that's about to pop with even the lightest friction

I was as the club and this guy kept talking to me. He was a total manpimple, so I ducked out and called it a night.

manpimple by CptAwesomesauce June 24, 2017