3 definitions by CptAwesomesauce

manpimple

When someone is so grotesque that they look like a pimple that's about to pop with even the lightest friction

I was as the club and this guy kept talking to me. He was a total manpimple, so I ducked out and called it a night.

by CptAwesomesauce June 24, 2017

ball pit warrior

An individual who has earned the contempt of others for having refused to go outside and interact with human beings and developing basic social skills, that surround themselves with other like minded socially stunted people.

One gets the occasional ball pit warrior on twitter who is unable to grasp reality

by CptAwesomesauce April 7, 2018

Hyperbowling

When someone engages in so much hyperbole, it becomes a sport

Sargon of Akkad likes hyperbowling against progressive ideas.

by CptAwesomesauce December 15, 2017