Baked Selfie

Naked Selfie. It started out as an autocorrect mistake. Naked was autocorrected to Baked. The term was then used constantly describe a naked selfie

Hey dude, you wont believe what stephanie was doing last night

"what"

She was taking a baked selfie

by Mocheni Flago June 21, 2014

bakeoven

The act of inserting your penis into the rectum of another man who is in the act of passing gas.

Hey man why did you fart?

Sorry, I was hopping you would give me a bakeoven.

by Walker Forrest June 27, 2014

baked potato

When you are so high that you lose muscle control, becoming a potato. A baked potato.

If I smoke a blunt alone, I'm pretty baked potato.

by docbrown3 July 4, 2014

Baked Potato

A stoned person who happens to be overweight or even obese.

"Dude, is that Randy hotboxing in his car?"
"Yeah he's turning into a baked potato."

by UrFriendlyNeighborhoodSpartan September 13, 2014

Baked Potato

When a larger sized person gets really high.

"Damn, this fool is a baked potato."

by UnicornPornHorn March 30, 2015

Bakeaholic

when you keep on baking day after day

Because it's summer

Oh my god again ?
Yes I made a cake fifth time in a row
GOSH YOUR SUCH A BAKEAHOLIC

by Funky always July 24, 2015

baked fart

Just before getting out of your car on a hot day, you let SBD rip. When getting back in your car, you are hit in the face with a waft of hot fart worse than when you ripped it.

Dude, what crawled up you and died to make a baked fart that bad. My eyes are watering.

by LazyGecko October 15, 2015