Moisturize my situation

The state of being low on money and needing to find a source or better source of cash flow.

Yeah the job interview went well but it sounds like you don't make much starting out and you know I have to moisturize my situation.

by jdawg56269 March 27, 2010

Situation

anyone with a nose too big for their face and arms too big for their body.

Hojo is such a situation, just look at the incredible disproportion he possesses.

by provider44 January 20, 2010

Must-Rape Situation

A situation in which you are morally obligated to rape someone.

There was a hot redhead sleeping face down in my bed. It was a must-rape situation.

by Davor Jumbotron April 7, 2007

700 mile situation

noun. circumstance under which one is seperated by great distance from the object of their affection. can be synonymous with a long distance relationship.

They keep telling me to date someone local, by heart's wrapped up in this 700 mile situation I'm in.

by Res! May 4, 2005

Point and tail situation

A situation where someone comes in at the tail end of a conversation and doesn't get the point of the conversation and is a dumbass who tries to put in their two cents.

Kyle: ... and that's why I learned to play the super Mario brothers theme song on guitar.

David: Oh, interesting story.
Dumbass guy: (while butting in) I can play guitar too!
Kyle: It's really more of a point and tail situation.

point tail situation

by Whatthefat July 20, 2010

The Situation

Nickname of Mike Sorrentino of Jersey Shore, this decade's first great anti-hero.

The Situation is my new god.

by Young Ice Trey April 12, 2010

lituation

when it is lit as fuck.

Jack: THIS IS A LITUATION!
Mike: Hells yeah!

by roasted chicken sandwich March 8, 2016