restaurant widow

A person who is in a relationship with somebody who works in the hospitality industry (i.e. chef, restaurant owner, waiter, barman), who never sees them because they work unsociable hours (weekends, late nights etc), so much so that they may as well be a widow.

Does Faye have a husband, we've never seen him?
She's a restaurant widow.
Ah, that explains it.

by thiscouldberyan November 16, 2017

Black widow

An image of someone trying to be scarier than they really are.

The black widow was actually a loudmouth that hoped she was scaring everybody enough to keep them from eating her alive.

by The Original Agahnim November 28, 2021

Harvest widow

To start off-to those of you who don’t know what “Harvest Widow” means, it does not mean our husbands died. It simply means that during harvest our husbands/significant others are always ‘missing in action’. Most nights are spent alone and most events attended by yourself.

“now that I’m a harvest widow for the next few weeks do you girls want to get together for a movie night?”

by Farmerswife1021 November 4, 2018

smokers widow

A woman whose use to smoking weed with her man, then they split. She now smokes alone. A smokers widow

She's a lonely smokers widow. Smoking alone, sad, and lonely

by Juicy May March 16, 2019

black widow

When two married couples have an affir, and the wife#2 having the affair lures the cheating guy with everything she's got. She plays the role so well that the cheating guy falls in love with her. then out of nowhere. Wife #2 does the worst thing and goes back to wife #1 and shows her all the picures and text messages.

Married girl #2 actually gets a DNA sample of her cum filled panties. Proving that the husband cheated on wife #1.

I was married for 5 years and hooked up with smoking hot chick who was married for 9 yrs.

After months of intense sex Barbra showed Gail that I was sending text and pics and also told her tha we had sex here's the proof.

Mark was black widowed. He lost his wife and barbra on same day.

by baaaaabiala March 4, 2010

white widow

Latrodectus pallidus commonly named white widow or white steppe spider is a member of the spider genus Latrodectus, in the family Theridiidae. The black widow spiders (Latrodectus mactans and Latrodectus hesperus) are the most famous members of this group. White widows are found in North Africa, the Middle East, Southern Russia, Iran, and Cape Verde. The venom of the white widow as with all Latrodectus spiders is considered medically significant, although severe illness or death resulting from Latrodectus bites is extremely rare.

Abdul felt severe muscle pain and nausea after being bitten by a white widow spider.

by Steven01 June 26, 2006

Google Widow

A woman who hears a man that she's romantically interested in use a phrase she doesn't know the meaning of, and instead of accepting the man's guidance on the subject by asking him, she looks it up on Google or another search engine for the meaning. She thus maintains her independence and self esteem and continues her unconscious pursuit of a lonely life.

That black guy has a lot of Google Widows peeping around corners at him.

by major_delmac March 1, 2005