what a virgin teen girl says in a craigslist personals ad when she wants a random male stranger to take her virginity via a craigs-hook
craigslist ad: I'm waiting for the milkman to show me around. Anyone want to help me?
response to ad: i think craigslist is a very bad idea if you want to pop your cherry, for now you should remain a paragon of virtue and wait for your prince charming
response to ad: i think craigslist is a very bad idea if you want to pop your cherry, for now you should remain a paragon of virtue and wait for your prince charming
by Sexydimma February 5, 2017
Get the waiting for the milkman to show me around mug.Waiting wack is when you have enough time to wank one out to pass the time for whatever it is you are waiting for
I was waiting for my food order so I went into the bathroom and did a quick Waiting wank to pass the time
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by xXeliXx August 29, 2017
Get the Wailing stone mug.The act of not requiring someone to bid one or more other humans farewell if doing so would be too emotionally distressing. Or the uncomfortable person himself decides to just "sneak out early" before others are awake to observe his departure, so that he doesn't have to endure the whole "long tearful parting" crap that would otherwise be "socially mandatory" if the other folks knew he was leaving.
A prime example of "waiving goodbye" is related in the classic "origin of the yodel" joke: the traveler heads out "at first cock's crow" from the farmer's barn where he'd been sleeping overnight, so that there wouldn't be any embarrassing --- and possibly dangerous! --- explaining to do if the farmer's wife and/or daughter decided to do any joyful "crowing" of their own about the wonderful things that the traveler had performed with his own "cock" on them the previous evening when they had separately gone out to the barn to bring him food and wine for his supper.
by QuacksO August 4, 2019
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“you wazzing if you think I’m doing all them dishes ma”
“Yo wazzing rn cause I ain’t even say that to her “
“Yo wazzing rn cause I ain’t even say that to her “
by reon2.0_ November 11, 2019
Get the Wazzing mug.Waiting sausage, also known as the norwegian "ventepølse", is a sausage eaten while waiting for the main meal. They are most often connsumed by children, or adults who are really hungry.
"The dinner is ready in two hours, let's eat a waiting sausage while the food gets cooked."
"The food is not ready, fortunately we have plenty of waiting sausages!"
"The food is not ready, fortunately we have plenty of waiting sausages!"
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