American Wedding

When a woman performs oral sex on a man under the table in a restaurant. Usually concealed by the table cloth. From a scene in the movie by the same name.

He got his wife to give him an American Wedding at that Italian Resturant downtown.

by Bart Sampson August 1, 2010

Wedding Band

Similar to the female wedding band, but contrary to popular belief, the male wedding band is actually placed around the males nuts after sex on their wedding night.

Matt cant go out with us tonight because he has a wedding band now and his brain is affected.

by EMARG December 14, 2008

wedding cake

When you are about to cum, pull out, cum in your hand, and then smear it all over her mouth.

hey honey, how'd you like your wedding cake early?

by Mozes April 6, 2005

Shot gun Wedding

A shot gun wedding is when the father of the bride holds a gun to the head of the groom and makes him marry his daughter on his life. Usually caused by pregnancy of the bride, or a broken heart. Naturally, started in a Redneck Community.

I got er' Pregnant and now I'm in a fricken shot gun wedding!

by Brookers~<3 December 15, 2007

Wedding Marth

The character Marth, from Fire Emblem and the Super Smash Bros. series, specifically wearing his white outfit.

He's gonna kick your ass using wedding Marth. You can't win.

by Chaos_Dude July 18, 2006

Danish Wedding

When expecting a visitor, a group of guys gets together and collects some man juice in their hands. Then they wait by the door so they can hear the visitor walking up. When the unsuspecting person walks in the door everyone proceeds to pelt the victim with the jizz (similar to throwing rice on a couple when they come out of the doors of the church after a wedding). Aiming for eyes and mouth is highly encouraged.

Note: Females usually do not appreciate this and find it more "degrading" than funny so use on couples and females at own risk...Also, do not use at a real wedding...that is just messed up

"Oh man we were throwing a big party in our dorm and we knew our RA was going to bust it. So we just waited, and when he came in we gave him the biggest danish wedding ever!"

"My friend just flew in from school out of state and for a welcome back present me and my buddies decided to give him a nice warm danish wedding."

by Hans Christian Anderson December 11, 2008

wedding cake syndrome

The layers of fat you see on the back of a woman.

My shirt & bra are way too tight. Do I have the wedding cake syndrome?

by Dawn Marie October 9, 2005