Tombstone

A platinum record from a rapper who sold out that is mounted on a record executive's wall.

Record Executive: Sign the contract. Your record will be platinum like all these records on my wall

Rapper: Nah forget that. I don't want my tombstone hangin' on your wall

by El Bimbo November 16, 2010

tombstonic

Life's work. Lifetime achievement. Worthy of mention on a tombstone. A source of pride and contentment in one's final hour. Rhymes with "boom's tonic".

"It's a good job, but I can't make a difference in the world that anyone will care about. Nothing I'll do there will ever be tombstonic."

by Bob Stein February 7, 2010

Torossian math

Specific mathematical application used to determine the total number of strokes taken to complete a hole while playing golf. (Toro = bull.)

Well, I hit my tee shot into the water, and then I lost a ball into the woods. I hit it out of the sand, chipped it onto the green and then three-putted. Using the principles of Torossian math, you can put me down for a four.

by Noswadian July 26, 2012

Tombsing

the celebrated action of Georgetown students that includes revelry and activities involving alcohol and good friends at the college pub that is the social heart of Georgetown University : The Tombs

Mariele and her best friend Nick have plans to go tombsing this weekend

by mmeuropa January 17, 2013

Tombstone (the bathroom)

The forceable destruction of indoor plumbing by nearly involuntary assplosion.

"how the fuck long are you going to be in there. I need to Tombstone the place"

"Dude, your date Tombstone (the bathroom) last night"

by chuckD September 10, 2013

Torbjörn Lindholm

The best character in overwatch. He's swedish and as everyone know sweden is the best country just because sweden has surströmming and ikea. He can beat his turret with his hammer and his hammer is better than reinhardt's. His name is a mix between the god Thor and a fokin bear. How's that not the coolest name? Also everyone likes a good Torbjörn POTG.

Lad 1: what is ur main
Lad 2: I main Torbjörn Lindholm.
Lad 1: lol reported
Lad 2: 1v1 me.

by ProJunkratMain March 23, 2017

torpstiv

When you're beyond blackout drunk. So freakin' drunk that you can't control your actions. You act purely on impulses and make people around you say ''gå nu hjem Torp!!!''

He's has reached torpstiv. Get him home before he does something so insanely stupid that everyone in the world would facepalm simultaneously.

by TobyTheSalvator April 21, 2017