Egyptian tombstone

The art of placing ones testicles in the anus of a woman and furiously masturbaing.

Bæ tried to put the Egyptian tombstone in me last night…

by TheFuriousFap December 24, 2014

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Tombear

A bear with black hair and green eyes who loves coca cola and video games.

"I saw a Tombear the other day!" "Really?" "Yeah! He was drinking coke!"

by Sarexbearrr May 31, 2009

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toabstool

have a lumpy stool, shit your pants while sitting down.

Playing golf, sit on the golf cart and you have a lumpy toabstool.

by RixaN May 16, 2010

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Tombtink (adjective) - Used to describe an event that was random in nature in every respect. Such events cannot be replicated despite ones best efforts, needless to say that 'tombtink' event are NOT planned! People who engage themselves in events that maybe termed as tombtink are among the "super cool" in social status.

Note: An event maybe termed as 'tombtink' ONLY in retrospect to said event, it may NOT and CANNOT be classified as tombtink prior or during its occurrence.

Hey! We had a kick ass time last night! I sure am glad we decided to walk instead of taking the bus.

Yeah, it was definitely tombtink!

by Fernando06 July 22, 2010

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tomb honey

honey that has been properly sealed and professionally extracted from ancient egyptian tombs. Extraction requires expertise but few tools; hands on field experience preferred but not required.

guy 1: Hey, did you hear about cleopatra's tomb honey?

guy 2: yeah man, i heard it was perfectly preserved and still edible.

by xxx_indiana jones_xxx February 14, 2013

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