by tedgirl0212 November 16, 2011
Ted Nivison is the owner/co-host of the podcast Chuckle Sandwich, alongside JSchlatt and Charlie Slimecicle.
He is well known for his sense of humor and the many inside jokes that surround both his channel and his podcast.
He is often portrayed as either a man in a milk man outfit or a violent sociopath.
He is well known for his sense of humor and the many inside jokes that surround both his channel and his podcast.
He is often portrayed as either a man in a milk man outfit or a violent sociopath.
by The Carrot Man April 05, 2022
Guy 1: Dude, who the fuck is that guy?! He's always angry and he's always pissed at the world.
Guy 2: Oh that's The Red Ted.... His dad used to beat him.
Guy 1: Somebody needs to give that dude a Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man or a puppy or something.
Guy 2: Oh that's The Red Ted.... His dad used to beat him.
Guy 1: Somebody needs to give that dude a Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man or a puppy or something.
by CountDisc0 June 27, 2015
Possibly the only liberal whose wasteline is bigger than Michael Moore's. Allowed a woman to die while he ran away.
by sjinb3 July 04, 2004
Guest featured frequently on the Phil Hendrie Show. Owner of Ted's of Beverly Hills restaraunt located in Beverly Hills, California. They cater only to upscale and wealthy customers and will tow your car if you dare pull something like a Toyota Camry into the parking lot.
"Ted Bell" Jingle lyrics:
Ted's!
...of Beverly Hills!
Steakhouse
Come on down
Here at Ted's!
We wanna put our meat in your mouth.
Ted's!
...of Beverly Hills!
Steakhouse
Come on down
Here at Ted's!
We wanna put our meat in your mouth.
by Steagles June 06, 2006
Institutionalised cruelty is one thing. But the twisted brainwrong of a one-off man-mental is quite another. Ted Maul disturbs...
by Montesquieu March 13, 2004
The soft, creamy center found in the core of most every person. This delectable nucleus is what controls our so called "wild side." Actions caused by the Ted Nougat include but are not limited to: Hunting with a crossbow, consuming raw flesh, making an utter jackass out of one's self, spinning power vomit, bloodlust, and an unquenchable thirst for beer. Especially reserved people may need to be egged on or inebriated to fully express their nougat.
Guy: Dude you punched my cat in the mouth while screaming "I'm going to power hump into outer space!" and stole all my beer last night
Jackass: Old Crow fuels my Ted Nougat, there's really nothing I can do about it.
Guy: Maybe not drink?
Jackass: The Noug would not be pleased
Jackass: Old Crow fuels my Ted Nougat, there's really nothing I can do about it.
Guy: Maybe not drink?
Jackass: The Noug would not be pleased
by GeyowOfArc July 25, 2011