Stealth mode

The act of secretly/stealthily jacking off

"Dude, stop going stealth mode during class, the teachers coming your way!"

"God, there's so many people around me but this picture is so hot I think I might just go stealth mode right here right now..."

by Chuck_Norblock January 21, 2021

sweasties

When your in a fun day of gym enjoying a fun game of contact soccer or just pissing around and you get this emense sweat coming on and you start to feel your balls and penis slipping and sliding all over your sweaty legs, then you have a classic case of the sweastys.

sweaty testies= sweasties
Ex. when i went running I had and awfull case of sweasties and had to peal my nuts of my leg like a fruit rollup.

by Matt Alty, Brad Frink and Andrew Teglas February 7, 2006

Stealth Skay

Related to the Skay, a stealth skay is used when a fear of being apprehended is present, or when one wishes to allow people to relish in the tanalising aromas of your skay. This is achieved by shitting behind the seat of the toilet, after which one lifts up the covering seat, blocking the view of said skay.

Fuck man, there was a massive line up for the toilet so i stealth skayed.

by Huh-tsard Altigee January 11, 2009

Seastrand

to be the biggest balla on a college campus/dorm

"dang strait nucca... youz a strait up seastrand!"

by bossy flossy March 16, 2008

Stealthbane

Leet world of warcraft player..if your horde run! May see this person with Moonstars!

Damn, watch out for that stealthbane dude!! hes hella dangerous

by Caliguy209 February 16, 2009

Stealth Bombing

Crafty office workers who use an alternative floor to go for a shite.

Hows it hanging John? I needed a massive shite this morning, but I went to the 4th floor to wreck those cunts in accounts bog instead of ours. I got in and out before anybody came in -it was quality Stealth Bombing.

by John Kebab February 27, 2010

Stealth Hunger

A special type of hunger that sneaks up on ones self.

You will feel fine, and not hungry and all of a sudden you struck with unquenchable hunger.

It can sometimes be painful and uncomfortable, and is cured or satisfied by simply chowing down on food.

I felt fine during most of first block, not hungry at all, but at the end I got hit with Stealth Hunger and I needed to eat.

I wasn't hungry at all on the way up. But on the way back, I got hit with Stealth Hunger and had a stomach ache.

by PattyBadFingers October 6, 2009