Sober Irishman 

A hilarious joke. There isn't a sober irishman out there.

My dad is 100% irish- he's drunk all the time. He's always rambling about a Sober Irishman- that's when we have to help him get in bed.

Sober Irishman by sniperkitty November 29, 2011

Sober Drunk 

When you havent had anything to drink, but you're acting in a way that makes you look completely smashed. When a girl, typically named Ttephanie is completely sober, but is acting so ridiculous that her friends say she's Sober Drunk.

friend: Ttephanie, Why are you dancing on that table? You havent had anything to drink!

Ttephanie: I'm Sober Drunk!!

Sober Drunk by Winnifer October 20, 2010

sober juice 

Beer.

( After drinking all night long ) " Hey Aaron throw over some of that sober juice!"

sober juice by dr.secrets August 4, 2009

sober slut 

a girl who is a whore when she is completely sober unlike most girls (usually white girls) who need alcohol to give up the drawls

Guy 1: Man I just fucked Vanessa.
Guy 2: Haha how many drinks did she have?
Guy 1: Nah man she didn't have any. She's a sober slut.

sober slut by PurdueBound April 25, 2011

Sober High Thought 

A thought you have while sober that is just as dumb or out-there as a thought you'd have while high.

Hey, your name is Chris and your middle name starts with a T, so that makes you CHRIST! Wow, that was such a sober high thought.

Sober High Thought by hamstersarelifehamstersarelove November 28, 2018

Sober Bashin Time

The act of beating up and/or manhandling non-intoxicated people. This act is typically preformed by stoners to combat the ever so popular stoner bashin time. There have been many deaths attributed to "Sober Bashin Time" mainly because sober kids can't handle the power of a man hyped up on booze and weed.

ted:you see those kids hanging out by the burger king?
joe:yeah so?
ted:they don't have beer.........or weed.
joe:SOBER BASHIN TIME

Sober Bashin Time by MunicipallyWasted March 18, 2011

Sober Stevo

A moral man who doesn't succum to the pressure of his peers or the bias of a nation.

Sober Stevo doesn't try, He just is.

Sober Stevo by SoberStevo May 18, 2011