Smogon

Smogon is a land ruled by inflated egos and multifaceted rules bent to ensure WORLD DOMINATION for chaos and his bitchin crew.

Examples of this bigoted ass wiping can be found in their treatment of the beleagured and naieve ggfan. All he wanted was to be accepted into the fold but those ELITIST BASTARDS just said no and then probably forced sexual favours out of him.

In their efforts to control the fabric of LIFE ITSELF they have extended a long slimy manipulatory arm into the oblivious realms of youtube and hentai pornography, their residents two favourite pastimes.

BEAR WITNESS PEOPLE: the only way to stop these people is to flood the shoddy battle chatbox with sexual euphamisms. This generally causes mass masturbating sessions into the bed they've lived in for approximately 43 years in a row.

Nice Guy Just Chillin: hey guys whats up?
Smogon: My dick in your asshole you faggot

Capable, Individual Self Supporting Man: Yo
Smogon: No

by the Cooky monster of revenge August 12, 2010

Smoosh

To 'get it.' Have intercourse. To hook up. Generally unattached, but can be done between couples. Similar to smash only with more cuddly undertones. Smooshing might be used in place of 'smashing' when it's someone the person actually cares about, whether as a friend or more. They do, indeed, want to fuck, but a bit of cuddling and talking is not completely frowned upon and no ill will is meant with a smoosh. Just a mutual friendly fucking.

girl -"are you trying to smash?!"
boy - "no! not at all! but i wouldn't mind if we smooshed..."
girl - "oh, well that's fine then!"

girl1 - "so are you going to go get dinner with him?"
girl2 - "hell no! i just wanted to fuck. he wants to be friends and cuddle and smoosh. dinner will give him the wrong idea."

girl - "do you wanna smoosh tonight?"
boy - "hell yeah! my bed or yours?"

by xKingston March 14, 2011

Smoosh

When a small human lays their entire body onto a larger human in an effort to flatten the person completely.

Big human: "I'm tired, want to go lay down?"
Little human: "Yeah but I'm going to totally smoosh you!"

Big human: "After a good night of smooshing I always get No FX Hot Dog In the Hallway in my head."
Little human: 🎶 "When I get on top of her I can't touch the mattress." 🎶

by ManicMonday September 11, 2013

smog

cigarette, heater, smoke

I really need a smog right now

by HighMan November 8, 2003

smooshy

It is messy, done badly, crappy.

Man that painting is smooshy.
You are hella smooshy.
That is smooshy.

by Mr Jesse May 27, 2006

smogg

to squeeze adoringly, lovingly, and slightly violently, but with intent to "love to death" rather than harm

t smogged m - ouch, mmm !!

by emma December 13, 2003

smooshing

the lesbian sexual act of tribadism, where in two women "smoosh pussies"

“No, I think I saw it on the TV late at night like a year ago. They were definitely fuckin’ smooshing.”
“I don’t think smooshing’s even a word.”
“Well that’s what they fuckin’ called it! They looked all happy and shit, too. Smooshing.”

by TLockhart May 25, 2013