While hitting a girl from behind, as your about to cum, accumulate a handful of semen (SEAman). Next spit in the crease of her back giving the impression you came. As she turns around. Proclaim “Ahoy matey” and forcefully slap it across her face.
Sean: Bro why is Tiffani so pissed today?
Jubril: lol cuz. I gave dat bitch a mean sailor slap last night
Sean: my nigga!
Jubril: lol cuz. I gave dat bitch a mean sailor slap last night
Sean: my nigga!
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Slanty or epicanthic fold or epicanthal fold or epicanthus is a skin fold of the upper eyelid, covering the inner corner of the eye.
European ethnic groups that tend to have epicanthus relatively frequently are Scandinavians, Poles, Germans, the Irish and British.
Note: funny in its irony that whiteys make slanty an Asian trait when Europeans have it too.
European ethnic groups that tend to have epicanthus relatively frequently are Scandinavians, Poles, Germans, the Irish and British.
Note: funny in its irony that whiteys make slanty an Asian trait when Europeans have it too.
Student: "Why do they call slanty an Asian eye trait when white people have it too like Scandinavians, Germans, British, Irish?"
Master: "Because they are too stupid and ignorant, literally. They don't know when they're insulting themselves. An educated person would know Europeans have slanty too."
Master: "Because they are too stupid and ignorant, literally. They don't know when they're insulting themselves. An educated person would know Europeans have slanty too."
by Fat Pink American October 4, 2012
Get the slanty mug.A beard slap is the slapping of another person with large amounts of concussive force, resulting in the formation of a beard. It is both the worst and best thing you could do for a person.
Person 1: "You are completely wrong I couldn't disagr-"
Person 2: -BEARD SLAP-
Person 1: "...Actually..."
Person 2: -BEARD SLAP-
Person 1: "...Actually..."
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A slap that brings a person back to his/her senses. Offers clarity and proper perspective.
A slap that brings a person back to his/her senses. Offers clarity and proper perspective.
by Naija 4Eva February 12, 2017
Get the one dirty slap mug.Similar to a "Donkey Punch" but done during oral sex. While receiving oral sex from your partner slap your thighs together as hard as you can with their head right in between them. Make it count and try and do it right before you orgasm for that "little extra" as they clench up around your genitals. Best done while laying down on your back and your feet flat on the bed or surface you are laying on to give you optimal slapping power.
"I was going down on my girlfriend last night and she totally mule slapped me right when she was about to cum and made my ears ring."
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