Shitzis

When you go to wipe your bum but your tzitzis get in the way and causes a stringy chocolatey surprise.

Oi gevalt, poor Boruch had a bad case of the Shitzis this morning, you should have heard him howling from the bathroom stalls

by lolmook March 29, 2023

Shitbits

(Noun) The small toilet paper bits that get stuck in the crack of your ass and only get removed in the shower.

Hey Henry! I took a shower today and you wouldn't believe the number of shitbits I had

by Cattard April 4, 2023

Shitpisstu Attack

When you pee and poop all over a Kunai or Shuriken before throwing it at someone/something.

Dont make me use my Shitpisstu Attack.

by 67inator February 26, 2026

Shitpisstu Attack

When you pee and poop all over a Kunai or Shuriken before throwing it at someone/something.

Dont make me use my Shitpisstu Attack.

by 67inator February 26, 2026

Blowing ShitKisses

Farting or blowing kisses from anus

He was blowing shitkisses that wreaked of Popcorn

by Ccasando March 17, 2019

reverse shitpiss

When you slap a woman until she is knocked out then pee inside her frontside until the piss starts to come out of her backside.

yeah dude, i totally just reverse shitpissed her

by hippodippo August 10, 2022

dirty shitpiss

Getting the hole job at once!

Dirty Shitpiss go grade up this parking lot! Fuckfacen can't.

by Dirty shitpiss December 7, 2023