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shitpiss 

The act of shitting that is of piss texture.
Dan go so horny that she snuck out of his basement door just to take a shitpiss on the first pair of tits he could find.
shitpiss by Fuck you February 21, 2003

shitpiss 

i took a huge shitpiss all over that biatchs fupa and it smelled
shitpiss by gooch June 1, 2003

shitpiss 

the combination of two swear words to show double the frustration.
"that hurt fucking shitpiss"
shitpiss by peter file March 2, 2005

shitpiss 

shitpiss is a runny turd that usually catches you off guard with its speed, also see pissshit.
i just had a shitpiss all over the wall.
shitpiss by Alex the ham February 25, 2008

Shitpiss 

Man 1: Hey look bob tommy just ripped a shitpiss

Man 2. Holy shitpiss that's awesome
Shitpiss by .hhtits6653 December 18, 2017

ShitPiss Wasted 

When you're so fucking drunk, that "drunk" is no longer sufficient in describing your state of belligerence. People who are "ShitPiss Wasted" can often be found on the floor in a small lake of their own vomit and/or faecal matter and/or urine (hence "ShitPiss" Wasted), or unconsciously dancing with fucking hoodrat dirt squirrels while darting their bumholes.
ShitPiss Wasted by ChodeyMcChode November 2, 2010
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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