shitpiss

The act of pissing and shitting at the same time.

"Dave was mad at his teacher so he ripped a shitpiss all over his desk when he was at lunch."

by Craven Morehead February 5, 2003

shitpiss

The act of shitting that is of piss texture.

Dan go so horny that she snuck out of his basement door just to take a shitpiss on the first pair of tits he could find.

by Fuck you February 21, 2003

shitpiss

liquid shit

i took a huge shitpiss all over that biatchs fupa and it smelled

by gooch June 1, 2003

shitpiss

the combination of two swear words to show double the frustration.

"that hurt fucking shitpiss"

by peter file March 2, 2005

shitpiss

shitpiss is a runny turd that usually catches you off guard with its speed, also see pissshit.

i just had a shitpiss all over the wall.

by Alex the ham February 25, 2008

Shitpiss

The act of pissing shit

Man 1: Hey look bob tommy just ripped a shitpiss

Man 2. Holy shitpiss that's awesome

by .hhtits6653 December 18, 2017

ShitPiss Wasted

When you're so fucking drunk, that "drunk" is no longer sufficient in describing your state of belligerence. People who are "ShitPiss Wasted" can often be found on the floor in a small lake of their own vomit and/or faecal matter and/or urine (hence "ShitPiss" Wasted), or unconsciously dancing with fucking hoodrat dirt squirrels while darting their bumholes.

Yeah, he's ShitPiss Wasted

by ChodeyMcChode November 2, 2010