service a bro

The act of performing an oral sexual deed to a male.

Where is Brendan?
I think he is out on call to service a bro

by RiCKY August 17, 2015

services rendered

Usually a euphemism for prostitution.

The payment that John made to Mary, was for "services rendered".

by Mecha-Weasel January 29, 2015

Customer Service

WE CLOSED!

Hey, i'd like to order some food.
......We closed.
But the sign says you're open 24 hours!
......WE CLOSED!!!

nice customer service, bitch..
......WHAT!
nothing!

by Happyfunball79 August 27, 2009

Community Service

Doing "Community Service" is what one is at a club/bar and a ugly chick tries to dance with you. Instead of rejecting her, you feel for her hideousness and dance with her just to be nice.

Tim-Yo Ethan, why the hell did you dance with that fat chick.

Ethan- Ah man, I was doing some community service.

or
Ethan- Easy man, I was getting my hours in.

by DrexelWrestler January 15, 2011

Naomi Service

Head cheerleader. Legendary IT girl and hedonist. Has a penchant for booty. Has coined many erudite phrases that have become a part of popular culture.

e.g: sailorboy

by haha February 4, 2004

lip service

To pay attention to an issue in speech, but not do anything about it.

The politician gave lip service to issues of poverty, without ever changing any policies.

by Traveling Light May 13, 2004

Secret Service

While having anal sex with a woman, when your about to come, you pull out and spit on her back; when she turns around you jizz in her ear and jack her in the face, causing her to cover her ear and mouth like a secret service agent would.

Holy shit! He gave that trick the Secret Service!

by Murph Durph April 12, 2006