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Schruting

To mess up or make a large misake.

Made popular by the American sitcom, "The Office", it was quoted by Michael Scott, who said he was " Schruting " it. Named after fictional Dunder Mifflin employee Dwight Schrute, who frequently messes up.
Michael: " Aw, I Schruted it!"
Darryl: " Schrute what?"
Michael: "You know, Schruting it, I messed up big time, Darryl. "
by musicalman778 April 18, 2014
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schlumpy

Poor quality, looking less then adequate,grotesque condition and in need of improvement
Susan inspected the conditions of the department and found the conditions to be schlumpy and not up to par.
by super-sprout November 23, 2015
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Schuman

Annoying stalker type person who is creepy and stupid. creeper stalker idiot
That Randy guy is a real schuman.
by nolongernew September 17, 2016
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Schlump

You're such a schlump.

I can't believe I married such a schlump.

Schlump the hell out here!
by 9ulpB0ss October 22, 2018
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Schlumpy Schlump

slang for sleep. Can be used as an adjective to describe someones mood for a day. use this term when you are so tired the only thing you care to do is rub your Weiner. say it as soon as you hit the hay and slowly sink into the pillow.
adj: damn mike looks schlumpy schlump

noun: its schlumpy schlump time or I can't wait to go schlumpy schlump
by yerpdaddy January 25, 2019
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schrunch

The hardest nigga to ever walk the streets, he's fucked every bitch in the world while smoking your blunt and holdin' your strap
Ah, shit schrunch is roaming the streets again
by Master tonto May 28, 2019
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Schumann Dozen

Any number, real or imaginary, other than 12.
I've been working here for 35 years, I'm just shy of a Schumann dozen.

Math is easy, just round to the nearest Schumann dozen.

If you just play the market, you'll be looking at dividends close to a Schumann dozen in no time.

Question: What the term limit of a dictator?
Answer: A Schumann dozen.

You're never wrong as long as you count by a Schumann dozen.

The real golden ratio is a Schumann dozen.
by Giant's fan 1989 May 29, 2019
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