schruting 

v. Dwight Schrute'ing something; making it more manly or aggresive

My date was going well, but then I starting schruting it all up and she was disgusted.

schruting by blackbeauty456 January 4, 2014

Schruting 

To mess up or make a large misake.

Made popular by the American sitcom, "The Office", it was quoted by Michael Scott, who said he was " Schruting " it. Named after fictional Dunder Mifflin employee Dwight Schrute, who frequently messes up.

Michael: " Aw, I Schruted it!"
Darryl: " Schrute what?"
Michael: "You know, Schruting it, I messed up big time, Darryl. "

Schruting by musicalman778 April 18, 2014

Schrödinger’s Feminist 

A woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered, until something happens. Then she chooses which state benefits her the most…

A typical case of Schrödinger’s Feminist as the women were allowed the choice to flee Ukraine and the men were made to stay and fight against Russia.

Schrödinger’s Feminist by Lenny K April 7, 2022

Schrodinger's Idiot 

Someone who says really stupid things, then decides whether or not he was joking based upon the reaction of people around him.

Guy 1: I'd love to visit Africa

Guy 2: what country?

Guy 1: I just said, Africa

Guy 2: that's a continent idiot

Guy 1: I... I know that, I was only joking.

Guy 2: you're a real schrodinger's idiot

Schrodinger's Idiot by The Beckster215 April 22, 2020

Schrödinger's Schlong 

If the frontal genitalia of a person is not visible during sexual activities then it is both gay and not gay at the same time

Bro is that trap porn? You gay
Nah dude, Schrödinger's Schlong
Shit homie my bad

Schrödinger's Schlong by Spumbag257 November 11, 2018

schrodinger’s douchebag 

One who makes douchebag statements, particularly sexist, racist or otherwise bigoted ones, then decides whether they were “just joking” or dead serious based on whether other people in the group approve or not.

"Oh man women should just stay in the kitchen, it's the only place they're useful"
*with one group* "Haha just kidding, that's sexist"
*with anther* "lol amirite"
"You're a total schrodinger’s douchebag you know that right?"

schrodinger’s douchebag by theoriginalspike October 23, 2013

Schrodinger's Blowjob 

Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmosome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

Dude, would you risk taking off the blindfold in the Schrodinger's Blowjob?

Schrodinger's Blowjob by therealchuckster June 21, 2022