schlongy

Annoying, old, ubersite motherfucker who thinks that TigerLily, Circe, Val, Urbane and Munkeypants all want to be his toys.

One day he will realize he's too damn old

"that old man reminds me of shlongy. pitiful"

by Hands Rambone May 8, 2005

schlong basket

Any form of loose, but defining undergarment barely covering a man's genitals. Usually this is not accompanied by any other clothing around the midsection.

That guy's package is sitting in that schlong basket like birds in a nest.

by substr October 7, 2008

Congo Schlongo

A large penis, not necessarily of a black man.

Your mum is craving for congo schlongo.

by bitchmasterb October 28, 2010

oblong schlong

a man with a rectangular penis caused by having sex with electrical equipment

Tom Elder Lubrecating his USP or USB port on his gamecube

by Sam .f June 1, 2003

schlong

Penis. Often thought to derive from the German "schlange" meaning "snake."

Also possibly from the Russian word for "hose" which is pronounced "schlong."

I showed her my schlong.

by Masen April 24, 2006

schlong dong

A massive penis. Schlong dong can refer to the owner of the monstrosity too.

"I hurt a girl with my schlong dong last night, made that bitch bleed"
or

"Ash is schlong dong, thats why Shelly loves him."

by Sippin on a 40 November 28, 2007

schlong-goggles

Much the same as beer goggles, though no alcohol is required; i.e the man's schlong makes a terrible, terrible decision about a girl best left alone. The brain is hardly involved, if at all.

This may occur after many months of sexual frustration, or simply if he is a slag.

verb; to schlong-goggle

"jesus tom, what were you thinking?"
"i don't know man, i definitely had my schlong-goggles on"

"however hard tom tried, he simply could not remove the schlong-goggles from his eyes"

by rural_dictionater January 12, 2010