Scrunch

The combination of a scratch and a punch. A scratch- punch.

Beth kept scrunching and scrunching and scrunching Grace all day on her arm because she could.

by FRP July 7, 2010

slaunch

adj.- characterizing something that is awesome or in one's favor.

That's fucking slaunch!

by Chris September 29, 2005

Scrunch Face

When someone has a distressed look on their face as if having an extremely painful orgasm. Retard orgasm face. Looks as if they jack-off with 36 grit sandpaper or any other painful substance.

Why is his face all scrunched up like that. It looks like he jacks off with Icy Hot.

Guy 1: My girlfriend has been calling my scrunch face for the last few weeks.
Guy 2: Why is that
Guy 1: Because of my apparently weird face I make when I nut

by DefenderoftheFaith January 7, 2011

Staunching

To Staunch

This haapens in many nightclubs especially in Australia and New Zealand, where steroid bloated body builders stand around with their arms crossed and flexed shouldering anyone who walks past.

The music was great last night but those fags kept staunching me everytime I walked past.

by Capt. Beefheart April 15, 2005

scrunch

A scrotum with 0 or 1 testicle inside. See also chach bag.

After Mr. Garrison's vaginoplasty, his scrunch turned into a pussy.

Man, that guy who looks like a caveman is such a little bitch, I bet he has a scrunch.

by Probably the Best Beer in the World April 30, 2007

scrunchi

the elastic part of your butthole

i call my butthole my scrunchi!! (like the hair tie)

by ?wtf? November 17, 2011

staunch

curb-stomp; stomp on ones head; to absolutely crush with the sole of a foot/boot/shoe

I put on my staunching boots and staunched the cunt because he was chattin' shit

by SesameChikn April 20, 2017