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Scrunchles
Scrunchles by Scrunchle owner November 26, 2019
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scrunch neck
A hot black guy who's tall and stylish but has a super scrunchy neck. He is perfect for girls with 9 chins. Everyone wants to touch his neck cause it's so squishy! Scrunch neck is a very loveable guy.
scrunch neck by thegirlwithsixchins January 25, 2017
National give your boyfriend your scrunchie day
National give your boyfriend your scrunchie day by It’s real dictionary September 19, 2019
scrunchie
an accessory used to soo many different reasons. perfect for using in your hair but also perfect to wear as a bracelet on your wrist to compliment your outfit. scrunchies are also a symbol of love. when a boy gives a girl his sweatshirt the girl will give him her scrunchie. she wants him to wear it on her wrist so he thinks of her when they aren’t together
scrunchie by okurrrr1234 March 12, 2019
Don't-Touch-Me-Scrunchie
Traditional hairpiece worn by women to keep their hair out of their face. Common characteristics of a don't-touch-me-scrunchie are when it's worn; ridiculously tight pulled back hair, a pissed-off look on the womans face and a walk that would plow anybody over if they got in her way.
Chris- "I saw your ex walking out of the bank the other day."
John- "Oh yeah? How did she look??"
Chris- "She was wearing sunglasses, an angry look on her face and her hair was pulled back really tight in a don't-touch-me-scrunchie."
John- "Oh yeah? How did she look??"
Chris- "She was wearing sunglasses, an angry look on her face and her hair was pulled back really tight in a don't-touch-me-scrunchie."
Don't-Touch-Me-Scrunchie by bigcatspecial June 2, 2010
scrutching
Using a crutch to scratch your legs since you are physically impaired at the moment to do the same with your hands.
scrutching by A.I.R January 16, 2010
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