Scrunch

Noun or verb. Either a dank ass food, or the eating of a dank ass food.

Cooper and Nick went to Wendy's for some scrunch.

Evan and Kyle were down to scrunch with the boys.

by HDJ2016 May 14, 2016

scrunch

To simultaneously Squeeze and CRUNCH.

The classic problem of trying to scrunch twenty-eight poinds of
shit into a twenty-seven-pound basket.

by Chuck Hastings June 28, 2003

scrunch

when a girls bikini bottom goes up her butt

the pool was full of girls with scrunches

by awesomemonkey12 August 16, 2011

Scrunch

Meaning something is gross or nasty

Yo dude that girl is scrunch af!

by ThatGuyNamedTitan November 17, 2014

scrunch

Noun: A real hot chick

Verb: to pick up a real hot chick

Noun- that girl is such a scrunch!

Verb: let's go scrunching

by djstatus June 7, 2009

Scrunch

The combination of a scratch and a punch. A scratch- punch.

Beth kept scrunching and scrunching and scrunching Grace all day on her arm because she could.

by FRP July 7, 2010

scrunch

A scrotum with 0 or 1 testicle inside. See also chach bag.

After Mr. Garrison's vaginoplasty, his scrunch turned into a pussy.

Man, that guy who looks like a caveman is such a little bitch, I bet he has a scrunch.

by Probably the Best Beer in the World April 30, 2007