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Breakup sexting

When your girl wants to pull some shit and say you're broke up. Then you're at work and get a text like

"Well I mean damn can't you picture it - me in my bustiers on my knees with you in my 👄 and then me licking and sucking getting you 🤑 and then pulling me up & bending me over 🍆you sliding my pink cute thong over and taking me bent over the bed .... Hot I mean hot .... Oh well that's a shame😜 "
I thought that chick was gone for good, next thing you know we're breakup sexting.
by Reush1972 May 27, 2016
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sexting

textin someone and talkin about sex and other kinky things.
She was sexting me all night, talking 'bout she want this dick.
by yoooooMo! October 24, 2011
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Sexting

A term used when two people engage in text flirting. It involves two people using text messaging to send erotic detailed wording that describes what they to do to the significant other. It also includes the people sending explicit photos to one another.
Boy 1 : me and ____ were sexting last night.

Boy 2 : really? What did she send you?

Boy 1 : Very hot pictures mate
by SRB98 June 10, 2015
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Protected Sexting

Sexting with a case on your phone. The case will act as a condom.
If you unprotectedly sext you could catch ghonaherpiseriphilits!
Alex was unprotected sexting and caught ghonaherpiseriphilits! If only she was using a phone condom!
by spicykid June 2, 2011
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sacting

the act of pooping or peeing with the door wide open
stop sacting, it smells so bad
by joshua d. December 27, 2010
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Sexting

v: the act of text messaging someone in the hopes of having a sexual encounter with them later; initially casual, transitioning into highly suggestive and even sexually.
He keeps saying through sexting how hard he is
by R. F. August 31, 2016
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Salting the land

The destruction of a womens vagina due to having to much sex
Hey dude I am totally going to reck the girl.
Dude to late she has been salting the land for awhile
Damn on to the next chick
by Saltingyourland July 12, 2010
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