Reading Cheese

its a phrase used to say how somethings impossible or hard to understand.

some guy: man, trying to understand this is like reading cheese!
some other guy: ?? you cant read cheese!
some guy: thats what im sayin!

by MCXD September 25, 2010

Reading Day

The one day where you actually get to stay up late and pretend like it’s the weekend because guess what, you have no classes, and most importantly, no 8ams!!!!!!

I stayed up till 4am on reading day because I could!!!!!!!

by Pialinist May 3, 2021

spark-read

rather than legitimately read the assigned novel, you read the sparknotes instead.

Because Frankenstein is a shitty book, i decided to spark-read it to save time.

by Shernandtu December 4, 2009

silent reading

the long and annoying 10 minutes at the start of an english lesson where the class is silent reading or acting that they're silent reading whilst the teacher uploads the powerpoint. you can usually hear a lot of shuffling, muffled sniffles and whispers about how someone wet themselves at lunch.

failure to bring in a silent reading book can usually end you up with a 10 page essay.

english teacher - ok everybody, 10 minutes of silent reading everybody and i'll take the register. where's your silent reading book?
student - at home, sorry.
english teacher - that's it, the third time this week! 10 page essay for monday, is that understood?

by isaiddhss:) February 25, 2021

read about it

To look into something. To show someone something or make a point

Boy 1: I'm back and better than ever and they don't want me be.
Boy 2: Oh really ?
Boy 1: Yea my dude read about it!

by Stringcheese31 December 2, 2017

reading someone

A gaming slang, meaning "predicting someone else's actions or movement". Mostly used in games where you need to hit your opponent with projectiles or attacks, while they try to avoid getting hit by you.

"Wow, I read him(reading someone) like a book"

by SilverFelida December 8, 2020

Close Reading

When you heavily analyze someone’s Instagram post or general personal information to figure out who they are as a person/ what is going on.

Very similar to stalking but with an intellectual and analytical twist.

Like criminal minds- but taking it too far.

Friend 1 - Did you see Sam’s Instagram post?

Friend 2 - Yeah I did. It was so chaotic that I had to do a full close reading last night.

Friend 1- Did you hear that Ariana and Finn got back together again?

Friend 2- Wait what!? We need to close read this situation later so we can fully understand what is going on.

by SassyGorgeousPrincess November 5, 2021