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pretentious

When people mention the last thing they read in school as if it was obvious, and as if you'd have to be completely stupid not to know what they're talking about.

Also when people talk like they're giving a formal speech.
Why won't that girl just say what she means? It's so pretentious. Reminds me of Trübner, really.
by Luau999 December 31, 2010
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preciouses

Slang term created by Ehm for boobs, especially the boobs of those named Aly. Originated from the language of ahl.
Ehm tried to grab the preciouses, but I stAHLped her.

It's about the SPIRIT of preciouses, not getting the preciouses.
by AHL January 15, 2004
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precious

to make fun of a fat friend of yours. to relate their size and weight to that fat chick from the movie "precious".
"yo precious! i had a banana cream pie on the counter. where'd it go?"
by thunderjeff January 8, 2010
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pretentious

What people who are naturally smarter and better than others are often seen, mistakenly, as being. (Commonly attributed to British people, for obvious reasons).
"Look at that guy who's reading a book. He's so pretentious. Let's go watch brainless action movies like everybody else!"
by thestripedone September 28, 2007
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Precious

Based on the novel "Push" by Sapphire
"Hey, have you seen Precious?"

"No, but I have seen Precious, based on the novel "Push" by Sapphire
by Not Sapphire February 14, 2010
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Dirty Precious

When a gorgeous dark skinned goddess of a woman lures a foreigner in with her charm and beauty, only to lure him in and domesticate him as some sort of sexual pet
Dave: Did you hear about David, he left to meet his sweetheart and never came back!
Todd: he was a good lad ... Pretty sure he got the ol' dirty precious.
Dave: lucky bastard!
by PervHirt September 5, 2019
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Pretentious

Those fucking annoying people that act like their good at everything even though they dont know shit. They normally cant be proven wrong as they know everything, will try to order people about and walk all over you and act all high and mighty all the time.

They put on a show in public places and talk really loud in hope that it will draw attention to them and make people notice how "great" they are.

For guys they normally act "Big Man"
Girls tend to act liek they are super intelligent.
"Whys that prick bragging so loud i bet its not even true, their so pretentious it pisses me off!"

"how fun would it be to hang that pretentious dick up by the foot and use him as a pinata".
by FuckTheMasses July 9, 2011
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