plank owner
Term given to a crewmember of the original crew of a newly commissioned ship.
Implies that a crew member was around when the ship was being built and therefore has bragging rights to the ownership of one of the deck planks in the main deck.
Term given to a crewmember of the original crew of a newly commissioned ship.
Implies that a crew member was around when the ship was being built and therefore has bragging rights to the ownership of one of the deck planks in the main deck.
Avast dog fornicator, for it is I, poodle boy Rumsfeld, plank owner of the great shit lollipop, Iraq.
by Davy Jones September 26, 2005
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by PLANKING~IS~STUPID July 25, 2011
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Get the Planked Out mug.verb, noun, preposition, infinitive, adjective - Panke is everything you ever wished. Panke is the life force that sustains everything in the universe. I am Panke, as are you. As one's Panke reflects their footprint on the universe, "to Panke" can mean anything one's Panke desires it to be. May the Panke be with you...always.
Darrell - Did you see that panke run into those bushes.
The Pankening - The hell is a panke.
Small child - My love for panke sustains me throughout life.
Dad - *holds gun up to child's 5 heads*
The Pankening - The hell is a panke.
Small child - My love for panke sustains me throughout life.
Dad - *holds gun up to child's 5 heads*
by Night And Day September 7, 2014
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Get the Panking mug.The act of laying on anything to fit in and look like a retard while your friends take pictures of you.
Guy1: What are they doing?
Guy2:Planking
Guy1: Ew the ground is so dirty I'm going to go t-bag that faggot
Guy2:Planking
Guy1: Ew the ground is so dirty I'm going to go t-bag that faggot
by dwbrown705 June 20, 2011
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2.) The act of laying face down on something in a rigid state for no fucking reason and taking a picture.
2.) The act of laying face down on something in a rigid state for no fucking reason and taking a picture.
Idiot: HEY I'M GONNA GO LAY DOWN ON THIS TRASHCAN, TAKE A PICTURE OF ME PLANKING!
Sane Person: Why the fuck would I do that.
Idiot: BECAUSE ITS COOL.
Sane Person: Why the fuck would I do that.
Idiot: BECAUSE ITS COOL.
by IfuckinghatePlanking September 24, 2011
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