Phillips Middle School

The Gays Are Taking Over... Mr. Ware please help me.

They have me hostage please help... There is no escape from Phillips Middle School

by Hazel's Bitch December 17, 2019

Soggy Philly

The sexual act of one man engaging in anal sex with another man, while the penetrator ejaculates into the anus of the receiver. The penis of the penetrator then remains inside the anus of the receiver until the penetrator's penis is wrinkly/soggy. The penetrator then removes his penis and immediately receives oral sex from another man.

"Soggy", hence the wrinkled/soggy penis. And "Philly", in reference to the city of brotherly love, Philadelphia.

"Hey Bill, how did you and Chuck meet?"

"Well, I gave him a Soggy Philly a few years back, and we've been on good terms ever since."

"Ah, yes, I forgot. Haven't had a Soggy Philly for quite some time now. Are you free tomorrow morning?"

by Psydelerium November 4, 2020

phallergy

An allergy to penis. See also feminism or lesbians.

Ellen Degeneres, being a lesbian, clearly has a phallergy.

by Red Scourge October 4, 2009

Cranial-phallus Syndrome

When a person is known for being a Dick-Head, They must suffer from Cranial-phallus Syndrome.

Cranium -> Head

Phallus -> An erect penis, a penis-shaped object such as a dildo, or a mimetic image of an erect penis. Any object that symbolically resembles a penis may also be referred to as a phallic.

Syndrome -> A group of symptoms that collectively indicate or characterize a disease, psychological disorder, or other abnormal condition.

Person 1: Ya' know? That guy's a real Dick-Head!

Person 2: He must suffer from Cranial-phallus Syndrome!

by Porkins. March 26, 2012

phallic equation

The phallic equation is the simple equality:
8=D

Solve for D:
17=D+9
8=D

Oooh the phallic equation!!

by course18 September 3, 2006

Phillipino Flapjack

A sexual encounter in which you ejaculate in your hand and smack the girl in the face.

The angry pirate got boring, so i blasted the bitch with the phillipino flapjack!

by mDiB April 7, 2010

Kara Phillips

its a person who looks gorgeous but when you say something funny they laugh in different various forms. But its an all-around great friend that a nigga like me cant live without. She can be funny and mean but you know deep down you love her <3

Stacy- I need to be a new person.
John- Be a Kara Phillips

by DarrenW35 September 14, 2011