Once a cunt always a cunt

A theory that women always gravitate toward douchebags. They spend hours complaining about how their boyfriend is a liar, never pays attention to them etc. Yet when they meet a guy who even so much as doesn't blatantly treat them like shit, they will ignore him for the sole purpose of sabotaging a healthy relationship.

Jenny: Oh my god remember that guy Damion I told you about. He fucked me 3 times in the ass one night last week and never called. Now he just text me to come over to his house cause his mom is gone. I can't believe him!!

Chirstina: I know, right? I caught Paulie cheating on me for the 8th time this week. One of these days I swear I'm gonna leave him if he doesn't stop cheating on me.

Tom: Hey Jenny it was fun hanging out with you yesterday. You want to catch a movie this weekend?

Jenny: You're a creeper Tom go the fuck away. Seriously, what's wrong with you? If you text me again I'm calling the police.

Tom: Once a cunt always a cunt

by Moosir2u33 July 4, 2011

once over

1. A quick glance

2. a hasty preparation

He gave my work the once over and left.

by The Return of Light Joker March 25, 2009

“I don’t mind Once I was 7 years old and I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life”

One of the greatest quotes to ever come out of Jimmy Neutron.

Hugh once said: “I don’t mind Once I was 7 years old and I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life”
*earrape ymca music starts playing*

by S/he’s just a friend January 14, 2022

an ounce of weed

28.3 grams, a shit load of weed,often youll find that obtaining an ounce is harder than any other form,because small time dealers tend to like selling dimes and nics for the profit margine being way more in their favor.ifind an ounce in my area to cost from roughly 75$(most likely some bammer shit)
to up to 430$(some high quality shit thats most likely worth the price).

ay nigga u got an ounce of weed?"yeah my nig 300 $"...aw shit i aint got that much"dats iiight nigga just pay me back on da first,,,but if you dont imma pop yo ass cuz"

by w33dm@n420 December 11, 2007

you only live once

I agree with the above definition. It is also a song by The Strokes.

You only live once is one of the strokes best songs.

by Quitelate September 8, 2006

Forty ounce bounce

Pouring malt liqour all over a bitch's ass before you give it to her.

Yo I'm bout to Forty ounce bounce yo ass Bitch.

It's gona be sick when I forty ounce bounce my bitch tonight...wordddddddd.

by Shane Q. Abrams April 23, 2008

once in a while

A measure of time no less than 30 calendar days. Occasional

I believe Wade every once in a while

by Calm Dae September 2, 2013