Murphed

(v) making out with britton murphy at a party

1: Yo who got Murphed last night?

2: Like 7 people dude!

by Yoooboi May 18, 2021

Murphed

Adj. When an overly active anus has been penetrated so many times that the rectum no longer grips around inserted objects.

Origin: From the mid-2010s, when Carl gave Murphy an anal prolapse.

My dick didn’t feel anything when I fucked his murphed hole.

by gdiz916 July 7, 2022

Murglers

The spectral ghoulies dogs randomly bark at. Every dog in existence can sense the murglers' proximity and intent to murder and burgle the family. Murglers travel on the wind and live in piles of leaves, old shoes, and in that one weird cupboard every house has.

Dad: What are those dogs going on about?
Mom: Oh they just hear the murglers coming to get us.

by RamblingWoolysheep July 17, 2022

Murfle

Murfle is the word for "mentally tired" Decided in AlmostZander's Subathon chat at around 13:15 (give or take, I don't know the exact time)

"I'm so Murfle right now."

by Poggers poggers cum August 14, 2022

Merple

The best color. NOT PURPLE

Person 1 "my dad just got milk" Person 2: "Murple"

Merple is a color created in 202020

by gayaygay November 6, 2022

murper

Coming from a strong, intelligent, and clumsy origin, murper is someone you would look up to. He might not be the leader, but he will defend the truth and fight the lies. Having murper with you basically secured you a win in all scenarios. You wish you were like him.

murper, you're so right, strong, and handsome

by FreshLilOuOu December 13, 2022

marple bridge

“It’s the Bridge darling”, where the local country snobs jump in the river, walk for miles and then get sloshed in the village pubs whilst pretending to be country snobs. This place needs a ski lift just to get up the hills. It’s a big secret and the yokels don’t want you to know about it so stay away.

I live in Marple Bridge

by MarpleMiss May 6, 2023