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Thumper Muffin

The out of sorts and visibly uncomfortable in his own life guy we all know that just cannot seem to process his being homosexual, causing abundant & quite woeful episodes of undiscerned idiotic behaviors showing everyone but himself exactly who recieves what from whom....
Oh damn, Thumper Muffin just pulled up on his new motorcycle; and of course he is jamming to some Sir Elton... What a bottom boy!
by Pork Chopubbs June 6, 2016
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Muffined

Muffined is a word with the same meaning as bamboozled or pwned, just more innocently. Most commonly used by BadBoyHalo.
*BadBoyHalo and Skeppy playing SkyWars*

Badboyhalo: Omg!! Skeppy!! I threw a guy off!!!

Skeppy: That’s great!

Badboyhalo: He totally got muffined!!!
by poqtx March 11, 2020
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boob muffin

when a woman wears a bra that is too small for her and her boobs poke out of the top.
that woman has some huge boob muffins
by crystal meadows August 26, 2007
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Dook Muffin

1. Placing your little shits onto a muffin pan and placing them into the oven, letting them cook for about 5 minutes on 400 Degrees Fahrenheit, thus you have your dook muffin.

2. Someone whose asshole is ripped open by a giant dook.
" I feel like having a good old dook muffin today "

" I took the biggest dook today and it came out like a dook muffin "
by Vendon March 26, 2009
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fuzz muffin

an endearing term for one's pet cat.
I let the fuzz muffin outside this morning, told her to go catch me a mouse or a bird or basically do something useful. So, she comes back and drops a dead baby bat at my feet. Y'know, a mouse with wings, and she looks at me as if to say: " So, how's THAT?"
by Billiemski Le Wiglud March 1, 2008
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ghetto muffin

Loud ass ignant, ghetto mothafuckas that be hella annoying and ratchet. Cause lots drama make unnecessary comments and try to scare white kids.
teacher: There is lots of radiation from the nuclear plant in japan it could cause a number of things like mutations and-
Ghetto muffin: TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA JAPS DUH NUH NUH NUH NAH NUH NAAAAAAHHH!!!
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Ghetto muffin: AY AINT DA HOLOCAUST WHEN ALL DEM JEWS WENT CAMPIN!!!
by DarthBooty November 24, 2011
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English Muffin Ass

When a woman's pants are so tight you can see every nook and cranny from the cellulite in her ass and resembling the surface of an english muffin.
That girl either needs some new pants or needs to hit the treadmill cause she has some serious english muffin ass right now!
by vegas8ball April 6, 2010
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