moose knuckles

A man's version of a camel toe. The result of wearing spandex, or pants that are way too tight--resulting in an unsightly bulge of his junk.

Check out the moose knucks on that freak!

by Heather January 1, 2005

Moose Disease

A disease caught by listening to massive amounts of generic metalcore music. The symptoms can be: excessive hair growth, feeling a strong urge to join a generic metalcore band, and possibly growing antlers. The disease originated near Pittston, Pennsylvania. There is no cure.

bro 1- D00d, did you see our best bro at the brodown last night?

bro 2- Yeah brah, I swear I saw him playing guitar in that br00t4l metalcore band we were throwin' down to, I think he mighta gotten moose disease!

bro 1- I think you might be right, he looked hairier than normal!

by alyRulezD00d72 January 15, 2010

Moose Jelly

The liquid left behind after a fart that covers the outer linings of the butt/ass hole.

Golly jewilikers Birtha, my ass itches. Must be the moose jelly left over after that burrito fart I just flopped out.

by Big Daddy V. May 13, 2013

the moose has left the building

The term is a neologism. It was a joke 'Internet term' which was first used by "Friday Night Cranks" and has since been (rarely) used by fans of the show. It was supposed to be a common "figure of speech" used on Myspace (as told on the show) and was meant be mean, "Where do you live?" when stated. Similar to an euphemism.

The term "can I take a bite out of your taco?" was also created by Friday Night Cranks at the same time this one was.

Bob: The moose has left the building
Bobbette: Canada

by Eidokin November 27, 2009

watching the moose

I wasn't paying attention. (Used as a non-sensical answer to a sensible question.)

Q: What's the weather like?
A: Dunno, I was watching the moose...

by Bruce Allan March 10, 2008

mooseltoe

Moose attracting mistletoe, very dangerous in canada!

"Oh fuck! I left the mooseltoe up, run for your liiiiiiiiiives!!!

by Br-i-c-k December 30, 2008

Moosh

MOOSH is an official key word that Olga Kay uses in her show on youtube
The world is originated from her cat named MUSHKA.
MOOSH can also be used to replace bad words in public conversation.

Your so MOOSHtastic!
I'm gonna MOOSH you up!
I like MOOSH potatoes.

by Youtube's ShaneIsShaneTV April 17, 2010