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Manageeering

When a former engineer becomes a manager and still thinks he is smart enough to engineer solutions when he should stick to splunk reports
Robby please stop manageeering and let real engineers design things.
by Robby W June 8, 2023
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fat manager

A fat girl who girls hang with to make them look hotter. You have to get through the Fat Manager to get to the girl. An effective Wingman is the counter. Situation: When they are the only group in the bar at 2 AM, last call, and she’s got 10 fat managers with her. It's the diamond in the rough approach.
Me: Gloria is looks so damn fine.
Friend: That's cause she's orbiting around that Fat Manager of a sister.
Me: You know what to do.
Friend: Damnit. Fine. But you owe me a 12 pack.
by glorioous February 2, 2017
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planetary management

Managing of planetary bodies (i.e. Earth, Mars, etc.) environments to sustain healthy levels for life to flourish
Person A: This Climate Change really has me worried.

Person B: Me too, I hope someone figures out planetary management to prevent it from worsening.
by Hyphae May 21, 2019
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Muddle Management

An Incompetent Middle Management structure that exists even when there are changes in upper management. Upper Management may want to set a new course of action, but is not well executed by the current inept middle management.

Lots of muddling around, with no results!
Roger: Hey, Dave! I heard you got a new CEO in your company.
Dave: Yes, but he won't accomplish anything, due to the current structure of Muddle Management in our group,. I swear, our company needs an enema at this level!
by brooskitooski February 20, 2021
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time manager

Yaşar is an exceptional time manager, he does everything on time and in a planned way.
by theArslantas March 11, 2021
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Muddle Management

A level of middle management in a company where there is a high level of incompetency, where management just muddles around and does nothing!
Roger: Hey, Dave! I heard your company just got a new CEO..

Dave: Yeah, but he isn't going to do anything. Our middle management is still around, muddling about doing nothing. They are the epitome is Muddle Management!
by brooskitooski March 14, 2021
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Nahoyas_manager

This mf is the best manager Smileystiktok_yuh said in a deep crusty voice
Drakens last strain of hair was collected by Nahoyas_manager
by Smileystiktok_yuh December 29, 2021
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